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So silly, I love her.
homstuck will have you key word swearching the word piss. i am so tired
so, dirk brings up piss once to jake as a joke saying the apocalypse has taken a toll on his resources so he has to drink his own piss like that one adventure guy does. anyway in one of hussieโs commentary snippets xe mentions dave thinking about piss bottles a little too much, which could be indicative of how he didnโt feel safe leaving his room to get to the bathroom. back to dirk, he says snoop dog blocks his actual room door and he bumps into the bust every time he goes to the bathroom. the pimps in the crib line is often brought up when regarding the striders, dave comments on it as another way of saying โLE has always been hereโ the pimp sicing his hoes upon paradox space. now does this mean anything? if it fucking does then im going to eat my fucking shorts. yeah sure, let me just also theorize that dirk showers in his own piss in an ouroborean way. the soda is piss, the juice is piss, davesprite bleeds piss. LEโs gun? piss bullets. good night.
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