But petty revenge is so good. So satisfying for the soul. And nobody catches him because he comes at most random of times.
And since his blood is pure ectoplasm, but nobody except Constantine and maybe Zatana would know that, he starts leaving creepy, glowy messages in specific members' resting rooms.
Now, he ain't got no beef with Constantine and the magic crew, he did not even apply to go to work with them. No, he got some beef against the boy scout, green vengeance, fastest spaz, ring of dumb, water guppy, and growl Inc.
Shazam is a kid who was so blatantly just trying to fit in, and it was hilarious; he didn't touch his food or leave messages in his room when the poor kid was trying to live in his adult form alone.
Wonder Woman was cool. And she looked slightly mom shaped. What? Danny said what he said. Strong authoritative women were mom shaped. They were!
Now, each aforementioned person got a custom message in green glowy script that Constantine took one look at and said: "Se'es you righ', don' call me 'gain."
Super: You will one day swallow what is most feared, it will eat you from inside. (Danny was referring to ectoplasmic mini hotdogs that were vicious in their revenge. Super understood it as swallowing kryptonite. )
Arrow: Day will come, and you will not see it well. (Danny referring to putting laxatives in Oliver's coffee. Oliver thought he was just threatened he will be blinded.)
Flash: Well, you wouldn't, right? But I would. :) (Flash hates the smiley face. It haunts him. That's the point. Because Danny put a little curse on it to follow Flash for a week and just appear out of the corner of his eye for a nanosecond.)
Lantern(Hal): Dude, duuuuude. dude.... (It makes no sense at all, but it also makes complete sense to Hal. He is afraid and regrets his entire existence and cries in his coffee every morning.)
Arthur: You don't even wield a sword. (and that just switches a rage button in him, because he is not the "right" Arthur for this fiend who has been pestering them for weeks now He swears tot he ocean he will pay the entity back for the insult.)
Batman: See you again, Furrowed Furry. (Again, not creepy, but Batman knows that liquid, and he is scared when he sees it the first time. Something is in the Watchtower, oozing so much Lazarus water, and it's preying on them.)
All the while, Danny met Billy out of their work faces and they're playing Uno like two feral raccoons in Fawcett for a strawberry jam bun. They're about to become best friends.
Diana is watching them from the distance, worried. Because she knows everything. Because she is mom shaped. And ready to adopt two boys, she already stole some of the Bruce's papers.