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"Mum, am I adopted?""No, of course not", replied his motherWhy would you think such a thing?... #humor #joke #funny Dna Test Results, Dna Genealogy, Joke Funny, Assisted Living, Dna Test, Garage Design, Really Funny Joke, Disney Style, Viral Pins
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JollyGiraffe FRED CAME HOME FROM UNIVERSITY THINKING HE WAS ADOPTED
"Mum, am I adopted?""No, of course not", replied his motherWhy would you think such a thing?... #humor #joke #funny
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, slams a book down and screams at the librarian,"This is the worst book I've ever read!... #joke #humor #funny The Librarian, Humor Funny, Librarian, The Library, The Worst, A Book, Garage
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FunnyPanda A BLONDE WALKS INTO THE LIBRARY
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, slams a book down and screams at the librarian,"This is the worst book I've ever read!... #joke #humor #funny
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When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Heaven, God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines:One line for the men who were true heads of the... #funny #joke #humor
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FunnyDumbo HER HUSBAND ASKS A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION DURING THE CLASS
The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of th... #humor #funny #joke
Mike said to Charlie the bartender..."Pour me a stiff one just had another fight with the my wife. ""Oh yeah?" said Charlie "And how did this one end?"... #funny #joke #humor Oh Yeah, My Wife
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WackyWalrus MIKE SAID TO CHARLIE THE BARTENDER
Mike said to Charlie the bartender..."Pour me a stiff one just had another fight with the my wife. ""Oh yeah?" said Charlie "And how did this one end?"... #funny #joke #humor
After a long, dry sermon, the minister announced that he wished to meet with the church's board following the close of the service. The first man to arrive and greet the... #funny #humor #joke The Close, Funny Humor, The Funny, To Meet, The One, The First
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FunnyDumbo CHURCH'S BOARD
After a long, dry sermon, the minister announced that he wished to meet with the church's board following the close of the service. The first man to arrive and greet the... #funny #humor #joke
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Three writers, Al, Ben, and Carl, who were attending a writing convention, booked a room on the 75th floor of a hotel. When they arrived back at the hotel from the convention, the re... #joke #funny #humor
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JollyGiraffe TWO GUYS ARE WALKING DOWN THE ROAD
Two guys are walking down the road with their dogs,one guy has a doberman and the other has a chihuahua, when they come across a restaurant. They want to go in but there's a sign on ... #joke #humor #funny
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HER BOSS THINKS SHE IS CRAZY, BUT HE NEVER EXPECTED THIS! FunnyRobo
The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.”The man replies, “And how would you do that?”The woman says, “Just wait and see.” #funny, #joke, #humor
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher o... #funny #humor #joke A Bull, A Farmer, In Law Suite, Lawyer, Farmer
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WackyWalrus A LAWYER, A FARMER AND A BULL
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher o... #funny #humor #joke
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the door of his wife's car was open as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog
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The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked... #humor #funny #joke
a man enters a ladies bar by mistake, he finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink
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A BLIND MAN ENTERS A LADIES BAR BY MISTAKE Funnycity
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake.He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, #funny, #joke, #humor
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FunnyDumbo PREACHED THE PASTOR TO THE FARMER
He walked in, turned on the lights and looked aroundNo one else was there. As he was about to turn everything off and go back home, an old farmer walked in, covered in snow. ... #humor #funny #joke
an elderly lady was involved to an old friend home for dinner one evening she was impressed by the way her lady waited every request
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CrazyFunnyCat GREAT LOVE AND REALITY
An elderly lady was invited to an old friend home for dinner one evening. She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every request to her husband with endearing ter... #joke #funny #humor
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ELDERLY COUPLE GETS STRANDED ON AN UNCHARTERED ISLAND CrazyFunnyCat
Suddenly, the captain announces over the public address system, "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry to say that I have some bad news. Our engines are malfunctioning and we will attemp... #joke #humor #funny