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Get ready for some laughs with our collection of the funniest jokes around! From classic one-liners to witty puns, we've got something to tickle everyone's funny bone. So sit back, relax, and enjoy some good old-fashioned humor with our selection of funny jokes.
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A retired man purchased a home near a high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace, then the new school year began. One afternoon early into the first semester, three loud young boys came down his street, beating merrily on ever...
A Smart Retiree | Funny joke
A retired man purchased a home near a high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace, then the new school year began. One afternoon early into the first semester, three loud young boys came down his street, beating merrily on ever...
A young man bought an expensive piece of jewellery as a present for his girlfriend. "Don’t you want her name engraved on it?" asked the clerk. The young man thought for a moment and then replied, "No, just engrave on it: ‘To My One and Only Love’. That...
A Smart Boyfriend | Funny joke
A young man bought an expensive piece of jewellery as a present for his girlfriend. "Don’t you want her name engraved on it?" asked the clerk. The young man thought for a moment and then replied, "No, just engrave on it: ‘To My One and Only Love’. That...
One day the boss of the company calls in his best worker for a performance evaluation. Everything goes well but at the end of the meeting, the worker says "I think you should give me a raise. I'll have you know there are three other companies who are a...
He Deserves A Raise | Funny joke
One day the boss of the company calls in his best worker for a performance evaluation. Everything goes well but at the end of the meeting, the worker says "I think you should give me a raise. I'll have you know there are three other companies who are a...
A doctor is sitting in his office and is waiting for his next patient A man enters the room. He tells the doctor that he has a back injury from yesterdays activities. The doctor asks him what he did that cause his back injury. "Well Doctor, I came home...
Back Injury | Funny joke
A doctor is sitting in his office and is waiting for his next patient A man enters the room. He tells the doctor that he has a back injury from yesterdays activities. The doctor asks him what he did that cause his back injury. "Well Doctor, I came home...
Two morons are riding around looking for a place to have a picnic. One moron says, "Hey, lets have a picnic over there under that tree." The other moron says," No, no, lets have it in the middle of the road." They fought and came to a decision to have ...
A Good Place To Have A Picnic | Funny joke
Two morons are riding around looking for a place to have a picnic. One moron says, "Hey, lets have a picnic over there under that tree." The other moron says," No, no, lets have it in the middle of the road." They fought and came to a decision to have ...
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Time To Get Rid Of The Cat | Funny joke
A man hates his wife’s cat with a passion and decides to get rid of it once and for all. He drives twenty blocks away from home and drops the cat there. The cat is already walking up the driveway as the man approaches his house. The next day, he decide...
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A Poor Pianist | Funny joke
A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the picture. The producer sheepishly confessed that it was actually a p*rno film and it was due out in a month. A month later, the musi...
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 15 years, but I want a divorce." The husband says nothing but slowly increases spe... I Want A Divorce, Funniest Jokes, You Dont Want Me, One Liner, Married Couple, Sit Back, Bones Funny, Puns, Old Fashioned
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Is There Anything You Want? | Funny joke
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 15 years, but I want a divorce." The husband says nothing but slowly increases spe...
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Giant Coffee Cake | Funny joke
An overweight business associate of mine decided it was time to shed some excess pounds. He took his new diet seriously, even changing his driving route to avoid his favourite bakery. One morning, however, he arrived at work carrying a gigantic coffee ...
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I Want to Have A Job | Funny joke
A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know...., I just hate drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is e...