Warning(s): minor swearing, silly/dumb humor, lots of spiraling prose
A/n: PHEW!!! I’ve been looking forward to this story for a long time, and I’m glad I was finally able to get it done! I hope y’all enjoy; we could all use a laugh!
The crowded atmosphere turned hot, blazing for a split second, then cold— impeccably cold, like Jeongin had absentmindedly left open the refrigerator again. To this, Felix often (and once again) reprimanded him, telling him he was going to give everyone “The Suds.” He seriously needed to stop watching so many cartoons.
From the makeshift study table to the dinner-infested kitchen of dorm room 325, seven heartbeats froze, while one beat to the tune of his own.
“What?” Han Jisung shrugged, shoving one of the lollipops he’d stolen from Mrs. Kwan’s class, their English professor, into his blabbering piehole. “It said To Y/n, With Love. I was doing you a favor.” He nonchalantly leaned back on the couch, legs sprouting onto the coffee table as he twirled the lollipop back and forth, back and forth.
A favor. A favor, he said—! Hyunjin could feel the air leaving his lungs, his blood, his entire body. Some favor.
He’d been having a pretty peaceful day until now— too peaceful, in fact— so, he supposed, it was only natural something less than admirable was bound to occur by none other than the nefarious hands of Han Jisung. It was an act that shouldn’t have been surprising…yet, still, here they were.
Hyunjin glanced at Jisung now, really taking him in, really considering the consequences of murder, watching carefully as he popped the blue lollipop out of his mouth and held it Felix. He waved it enticingly; if a used lollipop could even be called that. “Wanna lick?”
Hyunjin’s eyes narrowed in disgust when he saw Felix with a contemplating face.
“I can’t believe you’d do something like this,” He gushed, ignoring the hopeless kidult. “I— This is— …”
Anxiously, he ran his long fingers through his dark hair, disheveling all the hard work he put into it this morning. Conditioning residue gathered in the curves and crevices of his fingers.
This was all Mrs. Kwan’s fault. If she hadn’t assigned such a ridiculous assignment, none of this would have happened in the first place! What kind of teacher tries to meddle in their students’ love lives?! He’d much rather write an essay about that stupid Golden Girls episode she kept going on and on about during class…
THIS WAS A MASTERPIECE. SOO CHAOTIC BUT I LOVED IT SOO MUCHHH😍! Like the part with them in the air vent was so well written. Also the craziest part was that Hyunjin really jumped into the garbage🤣🤣 All the bickering was so funny and cute, I really enjoy that. And it’s been soo long that I actually laughed irl while reading something so thank you for writing this! It really brighten my day after a long crazy day of work!
Not many people take time to write/reblog direct feedback so I just wanted to say…
THANK YOU SO MUCH 🥺😭❣️ honestly making people smile and brightening their day is all I hope to achieve here, so I’m very happy you enjoyed this story! 😂 And thank you for leaving feedback ❤️
PLEASE YOUR HYUNJIN DRAGON FRUIT THINGIE I LOVE IT. Are you gonna do more?
Anonymous
Hi anon!!! :D
Thank you very much for reading my series! 😂 In the future, I wouldn’t mind at all writing more silly scenarios for him and the other members ☺️ I’ve been super swamped with college-related and personal endeavors, but once I get my footing again, requests will be open and very much welcome 💘
