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me about to send something cursed in the group chat

love it how cats dilate their pupils to indicate it’s time to be Fucking Stupid. wish i could do that

the vet measured junta on sunday, and as we were leaving the assistant said “he wrote down the measurements for you” and passed me this

delighted that this post has lived on in people’s hearts

okay, i got real fucked up last week and ordered a fuck ton of webkinz, which i thought was a mistake, until the first ones arrived and pud decided she absolutely fucking loved them

at first i just put em on her to see what shed do, which was nothing, so i decided to just leave her alone in my room for a bit. when i came back in later, she was doing this and i dead ass started crying

UPDATE: another one came :'^)

sometimes I see shiny things like this 

or this

and instead of admiring them the ghosts of my protestant ancestors possess me and I think shit like ‘well that’s just a little too much’

my ancestor Pain Wilhelmina Smith wacks a stick around my brain like ‘you like that Catholic shit? you gonna pay indulgences for that, huh? punk? get yee to a single room log cabin and PRAY’

anyway, my room is absolutely bare and buying a piece of clothing for over 20 dollars pains me

actually, I’m sorry to admit this, but I actually mis-remembered the name of the ancestor I was thinking of

her name was Fear

if you’re wondering, my puritan forebears actually had 5 children

please note Wrestling, Fear, and Love Brewster. And Jonathon.

this is so funny, thank you

Screeeeching at this meme a girl I went to high school w posted recently

why do grooms get one boring black jacket and brides get the most jawdropping gowns ever like when i get married i want pearls and lace and a train is that too much to ask??

Hnn could you imagine.. a suit embroidered with baroque pearls… a LACE CAPE gently floating behind the groom… a fuckin sword..

oh my god…. your m i n d…. the wedding industry is quaking 

Meanwhile in Scotland…

YO, there are SO MANY great groom outfits around the world where he is dressed all in silk, lace, gold, pearls and glitter, with capes and scarves, hats and stitchery and I find it so sad that most of these countries switch over to “suit”. Like, look at these handsome boys!

India

Sudan

China (traditional)

Nigeria

Indonesia

Mongolia

Ghana

Ethiopia

Poland

Romania

Russia (1)

Russia (2)

*shakes fist at sky*

damn you western marriage culture

may I add

Norway

japan 

japan the hard core traditional wedding costume

Turkey

Hungary

Navajo

maori (new zealand)

Fiji

Tonga

Here are some gay wedding additions:

India

India-Pakistan

South Africa

Thailand

Japan

Georgia

This last addition to this ^^^ is my genuinely my most favorite part!

I rb’d a different version of this and added other cultures (including that Georgian one – which, ftr, notes that these guys are Georgians in America, because if they’d worn those clothes [chokha] in Georgia as openly gay men having a gay wedding, there’s a not-insignificant chance they would’ve gotten killed, since gay men aren’t considered “real men” and only “real men” are deemed worthy of wearing chokha. Which I think is contextual information worth sharing here – that this isn’t just beautiful cultural garb but also a very deliberate act of defiance and pride using that clothing in the face of the intensely hypermasculine, homophobic culture it comes from).

Rb’ing this alternative version just because I love the inclusion of some of the other same-gender weddings.

they were friends

and now they fight

@zawarudio​ you know what? you are absolutely right

Now back to ur regularly scheduled dinopants

villains will monologue about their evil plan because they’re all theatre kids and the heroes will just stand there and let them because they’re also theatre kids who can’t resist the opportunity to be dramatic and/or have the stupidest takes on morals and ethics and that’s the only they get away with it. if i was a hero i would just knock the villain out cold mid-sentence and if anyone tried to call me out on it for being ‘unsportsmanlike’ i’d point out that i just took out the person planning to turn everyone in the city into space goo with a giant laser gun AND spared them from sitting through an hour and a half of cackling and mustache-twirling. smh

there are basically 2 types of bad anons you can get on tumblr:

the only valid “vampires lamenting about their life story” situation is a vampire who changes their life story every single time. 

they do the whole spiel and get you feeling really bad for them but later you run into another person who’s met them and it’s like

“yeah it’s so sad how their entire family died of the plague : ( only they survived…..”

and you’re like “they told me they got hit by a car in the 60s.”

Sometimes the Vampire goes for a less tragic angle. Your roommate stayed up late one night after you went to bed and the vampire was like “actually I was born in 1992.”

Nobody knows who’s right. Nobody is right. You have to eventually kick them out of your apartment.

“Got turned by a Blood on the Dance Floor groupie at Warped Tour in 2008 : ( “

アビゲイルちゃん！

The truth is 98% of vampires are changed in extremely embarrassing situations so they have to make up a tragic backstory to save face. ask more questions, he’s lying to you girl

my piece for the ribbit zine, a charity zine that raised over $5,000 to help endangered frogs in Honduras!

Soul eater