i was playing scrabble and i had a B, U, R, G, E, and R and i thought “aha burger, one who burgs, but my mom will never accept that as a word” but then i remembered burger is actually a word

one time I played the word “am” and I thought, they can totally let that slide because of AM radio and A.M time.

then i remembered 

Scrabble does things to your mind that you can never come back from.

I once was playing and put down ‘cow’ but in my mind I was saying it so it rhymed with ‘crow’ and I told my friend that it might not be a real word but I’m playing it and he can’t stop me and he looked me right in the eye and said it like how ‘cow’ is supposed to be said and I was so mad at myself I nearly flipped the board.

My brother played the word ‘scrabble’ and my mom said, “I actually don’t think that’s a word.” And I said, “yes it is? ‘scrabbled eggs’???”

One time my mom played “early,” and I was like: “What does that mean? Resembling an earl?”

I’ll never forgive Fox for canceling Pitch. NEVER.

this shit is so heartbreaking. this is literally horrible because GREAT black hairstylists exist within the industry but yt people will go out of their way to close doors on people who could be making their projects 10x better.

hello my hand is gonna fall off

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cats know how to lie i know this they’ll like fake injuries to avoid getting in fights with other cats but MY cat Rusty knows how to lie bc he was just sitting on the back of my chair and i have wet hair rn he Loves wet hair. and so he keeps. licking my hair. and every time i turn to look at him he goes to lick his chest. like he’s pretending that licking me was an accident

he did not want to sit still for me to take his picture but here he is. he loves wet hair and he loves lying

everyone has dreams about being lost at school, late to work, cant find bathroom etc but whats yalls most common Uncommon stress dream. ill always have dreams about having various problems with my fish tank

thinking about them

fascinating when a character has so much transgender swag that transfems see them as transfem and transmascs see them as transmasc.

exactly

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I almost scrolled past this but my mom was a janitor too. PSA.

PSA Just because someone is paid to sweep the floors doesn’t mean you’re allowed to leave your shit all over the place. Clean up after yourself and teach your kids to do the same.

[ID: a screenshot of a tweet by Tina Vasquez that reads: “My dad, who is a janitor, told me the holiday season is very hard on him because people have office parties & don’t clean up after themselves, which doubles his work. So, PSA: Don’t be an asshole. If you have an office party, clean up after. Shit doesn’t magically clean itself.” End ID.]

Don’t make other people’s lives harder on purpose

As a custodian, yes, please.

Actually, this should be not in tags because fucking yes.

#additional psa if you don’t finish your drink please pour it out before you throw out the cup/bottle #can’t count the number of times ive had cold coffee dripped on me from a trash bag that ive been trying to get into the bins #its gross and makes me hate the people i work with #and almost made me actually cry one morning (via @jayofolympus )

idk if anyone actually watches the tryguys or kept up with them at all apart from the ned drama but i think everyone should know that post-firing to keep the content they otherwise would have lost due to ned being in it they’ve editted him to be a pink cgi elephant

also the way they cropped the heads out during the judging stage means you can see ned’s wearing a shirt that says ‘i love bad ideas’

icy focus