akashicrecord:

my queer ravioli making workshop starts next Thursday and the community couldn’t be less excited

(via jokeryuri)

pinsandweevils:

boys born after 1810 don’t know how to cook. all they know is Romantic poetry, consumption, dueling, massive sleeves and lie

(via feverofthyself)

idontmindifuforgetme:

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

(via meatingpies)

utopians:

going up to a couple sitting in the hot tub of a public pool and starting to cut vegetables into the water and stirring with my big spoon

(via annabelle--cane)

verdantry:

Another day of being a sweetiepie. Just clocked in

(via meatingpies)

bitty-bytes:

“Your boyfriend is evil!” “Your boyfriend is cruel and horrifying!” Well, he’s a joy to me. Maybe it’s a you problem.

(via hellyrigs)

cyberratz:

me when i find out something will cost a pretty penny but i only have gross and ugly pennies left

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Originally posted by corvidkiid

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