my queer ravioli making workshop starts next Thursday and the community couldn’t be less excited
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boys born after 1810 don’t know how to cook. all they know is Romantic poetry, consumption, dueling, massive sleeves and lie
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“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health
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going up to a couple sitting in the hot tub of a public pool and starting to cut vegetables into the water and stirring with my big spoon
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“Your boyfriend is evil!” “Your boyfriend is cruel and horrifying!” Well, he’s a joy to me. Maybe it’s a you problem.
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me when i find out something will cost a pretty penny but i only have gross and ugly pennies left
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