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above my head hangs the sword of damn bitch please
Reblogged fatestayyuri
It's crazy how Mac and cheese really does sound like good pussy
Reblogged ornerycrab
Celebrate and share
Three of Cups
Reblogged caspercryptid
see the THING IS I don't feel like I ever worked hard enough to have "earned" the burnout, which is. probably how we got here.
Anonymous asked:
goddddd you reminded me of the time like 13 years ago i had the flu and was sick as a dog and decided not to go to church w my family but i was stupidly horny so i cranked it and it helped even though i felt miserable and gross lol. mentally pouring you a cup of loose leaf tea you can do it💪
cumming out the illness like god intended
Hi, are you the artist who drew that fantastic Wicke surrogacy picture back in the day? If so, do you still have it saved anywhere? I'd love to see it again! I was thinking about it just now, envisioning a story where Lillie and Gladeon imprint on their birth-mother Wicke rather than on Lusamine, which leads to an awkward 'am I your superior or your wife now' type twist!
bigandtired-deactivated20250405
i enter the shower. hours pass. i emerge from the shower, having mixed all of my soaps and scrubs and lotions and conditioners and shampoos and body washes together in the tub in precise alchemical quantities. i smell like 314 different herbs and spices. my hair will not need washing for the next 500 days. my skin has developed protective chitinous scales. i step out of the tub and immediately slip and fall on a stray puddle of mane 'n tail and sprain my pussy
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Reblogged caspercryptid
people who don't wear glasses don't get the added benefit of taking off your HD eyesight for a while. just. fuck it! i'm done. 240p vision time
I've seen enough.
Reblogged fatestayyuri
Guards! Feed her a high calorie meal!
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