last night i dreamt tumblr added like a billion buttons to the mobile app so instead of this
we got this
and everyone just rolled with it but sometimes the wide naruto got too wide and blocked off all the other buttons and people would just post “got naruto’d again :/” and the only way to reset him was to log out and log back in
Babe shut up what if staff sees this 😭
saw a video about a singer who canceled the fireworks show at her concert because she noticed that a stray dog was quietly watching her performance and she didn’t want to scare him away and maybe maybe there’s still hope for humankind
❝ Brazilian singer Taty Girl left her fans speechless during a concert when she made an unexpected decision: she suspended the fireworks show she had planned to protect a homeless dog who was attending the show.
While singing, Taty noticed the presence of a dog she named “Caramelo,” who was calmly watching from a distance. Without hesitation, she told her audience: “We will not launch any more fireworks, Caramelo does not like them. Out of respect for him, we will not use them. You can see that he is there quietly, enjoying the show.”
Taty’s gesture was applauded by the audience, who not only admired her sensitivity, but also suggested that she adopt the dog. According to reports, the singer listened to the voices of her fans and decided to take Caramelo home, ensuring him a life full of love and care. ❞
Vía 🎥 tt/tatygirloficial— Source
Found that over at mastodon
theft!! crime!!!!
JUST. REMOVE. THE PLATE.
an interesting fact about sparrows is that most of them can fly, and are therefore capable of pursuing a plate even after it has been removed (and after the person whose plate it is has flailed ineffectually at them multiple times, with accompanying shouts of “oi!” and “gerroff!”).
another interesting fact about sparrows is they’re not very bright. they don’t realise that when a piece of food is taken away, that means it’s not for them. instead they react with a kind of harried politeness, like, “excuse me, sir, you appear to removed my dinner before i was quite finished. no, not to worry! i’ll just hop on over and polish it off here. thanks awfully.”
Took a risk and it paid off
This is the face of someone who knows this doesn’t always work.

‘you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?’ bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga’s greatest hits don’t play with me
LOOK BACK ‘ルックバック’
dir. Kiyotaka Oshiyama
ID: A TikTok by @/atlasdovy captioned, “Found my bird wanting to play Harp 🕊️.”
The bird plucks at the strings from the base of the harp, and after perching on a hand, continues to pluck at the strings, cooing and shivering it’s wings. End ID.
Page 2 of 9368