they should invent an existence where the sweetest, most thoughtful people you've ever met don't suffer an endless series of indignities and injuries at the hands of gormless, self-obsessed monsters
whoever came up with the phraise "eepy" i hate you because its so cringe and embarassing but its the first word that comes to me when im feeling eepy
fuck you
cranky because you're eepy aren't you
"You don't know me. I'm not the same person anymore."
"That's okay. I'll get to know you again."
when i say my gender changes to the tune of the bit i mean a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do and if he can’t then god forbid women do anything
jokerkind specibus ass
But you still recognized that as a Homestuck reference.
What were YOU doing at the devil's sacrament?
i googled the words & got results from the homestuck wiki. that’s not attending the devil’s sacrament that’s investigating suspicious noises in the woods by lanternlight
inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually
[Image ID: Tumblr tag reading: #never feel empty or dead inside. there's meat in there /End ID]
source: nottheworstmom on IG
Yeah, these would do numbers at the ren faire. I'm giggling about how her boobs come in like the nose of the star destroyer in A New Hope
Anime boob physics happening in those dresses... But damn I am not upset.
I am crying laughing.
"Can I spank men with one of those giant paddles? I'll work for free." Honey, the men would be paying YOU. A lot. For the privilege.
Sorry to be that person, but "girl math" doesn't mean "girls are bad at math". It's a way of saying "how many women use math irl"
Like "If I get hit with armor, it doesn't count because my health remains the same"
Or "I returned $30 and spent $5, that's a net positive, so I basically got this for free"
Not that girls literally don't understand math and don't get that things cost money. It's a simplification of thought processes and analysis, actually implying high-level thinking, not "girls are so bad at math we don't even try"
I know, it's not that serious, but taken out of context it sounds worse than it is.
ohhhhhhhh my god you cannot make“teehee girls just use a different kind of math around shopping to justify buying more stuff cause they’re girls using girl math” into a feminist statement it IS an actual problem to ascribe not only gender (woman) but childishness (girl) to poor financial literacy and say that the kind of math girls do is actually exclusively related to the domestic sphere when we talk about shopping or buying food or presents or little treats. Do you fucking hear yourself
No I’m still mad. I know exactly what the joke is I just don’t find it funny. We’ve had the right to our own bank accounts for 50 fucking years (that is younger than my mother) and currently the party in power wants to take that away from us along with bodily autonomy and no-fault divorce. They don’t want girls learning math they want them learning enough to run a household and keep buying shit forever and then have kids and never get an education.
When people make jokes about how girl dinner is eating less food or girl math is about getting discounts when you shop or I’m just a girl means you make poor life decisions and can’t take care of yourself, people laugh at those jokes. But most of the people who laugh at those jokes are not joining you in sisterhood. They are laughing AT you because they agree with the message you are communicating about women. They want to take your fucking rights away and you are making it easier for them with this constant fucking self-infantilisation. It’s a joke until the exact moment it’s not which is why it isn’t funny to begin with. We are ADULTS we are WOMEN not girls. “Girl math” is calculus. Fuck off.
pet peeve is when a fellow hater conducts their haterism such that they leave the hater community vulnerable to attack. “i think characterizing Character A in x way is boring and annoying” = beautiful, flawless, unimpeachable haterism. no one can tell u that u aren’t allowed to find a certain characterization boring. “it is morally/objectively wrong to characterize Character A in x way” = sloppy, reactionary, overcommitting. you have left our eastern flank open to attack girl what the hell….now my dedicated hater troops are taking fire from YOUR enemies fuckkkkk
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