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Funny Marriage Joke: A man gets run over by a car and texts his wife
A man was hit by a car as he was crossing the road after leaving work for the day. He was taken to hospital with serious injuries. He sent the following texts to his wife: “Honey, I got hit by a car outside of the office.” “Tina brought me to the hospital.” “They have been… Read More »Funny Marriage Joke: A man gets run over by a car and texts his wife
Funny (Dark) Joke: Dorothy was very upset because her husband Albert had just passed away
Dorothy was very upset because her husband Albert had just passed away. She goes to the mortuary to look at her dearly departed, and the instant she sees him she starts wailing and crying. One of the attendants rushes up to comfort her. Through her tears she explains that she was upset because Albert was… Read More »Funny (Dark) Joke: Dorothy was very upset because her husband Albert had just passed away
Funny Covid-19 Self Isolation Anecdotes
Please LIKE and SUBSCRIBE if you laughed! Source: https://jokesoftheday.com/funny-covid-19-self-isolation-anecdotes/ ————————— * Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem. * I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like… Read More »Funny Covid-19 Self Isolation Anecdotes
Funny Joke: The police were called to a female gym
Source: https://jokesoftheday.com/the-police-were-called-to-a-female-gym/ ————————————- The police were called to a female gym. The female manager ran out to greet the two male officers as they exited their vehicle. “Please, come quickly.” She said in horror, “We’ve found a peep hole drilled into the changing room. Some pervert has been watching us!” “Don’t worry,” the policeman said… Read More »Funny Joke...
Funny Joke: A man wakes to find a bear on his roof – so looks on Google for help
???? Funny jokes, comedy & humor that’ll make you laugh out loud! ???? Created by https://jokesoftheday.com ✔️ ???? Don’t forget to subscribe ???? https://www.youtube.com/c/JokesOfTheDayCom?sub_confirmation=1 A man in Canada wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks on Google, and sure enough, there’s an ad for “Canada Bear Removers.” He… Read More »Funny Joke: A man wakes to find a bear on his roof – so looks on Google for help
Funny Church Joke: A man goes into a confessional box
Source: https://jokesoftheday.com/a-man-goes-into-a-confessional-box/ ——————– A guy goes into the confessional box after years being away from the Church. He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down. There’s a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine, Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine photographic display… Read More »Funny Church Joke: A man goes into a confe...
Funny Work Joke: In the Beginning was the plan
Source: https://jokesoftheday.com/in-the-beginning-was-the-plan/ ———————————————————————————— In the Beginning was the plan. And then came the assumptions. And the assumptions were without form. And the plan was completely without substance. And the darkness was upon the face of the workers. And they spoke among themselves sayi...
Dirty Joke: James Bond walks into a bar
Source: https://jokesoftheday.com/sean-connery-walks-into-a-bar/ ——————————————– James Bond walks into a bar. He looks around, and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, and then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, “Is your date running late?” “No,” he replies, “Q has just… Read More »Dirty Joke: James Bond walks i...
Funny Joke: Three Bulls on a Texas Ranch don’t wanna share their cows with the new Bull – Until…
???? Funny jokes, comedy & humor that’ll make you laugh out loud! ???? Created by https://jokesoftheday.com ✔️ ???? Don’t forget to subscribe ???? https://www.youtube.com/c/JokesOfTheDayCom?sub_confirmation=1 Three bulls on a ranch in Texas over-heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch. The first bull snorts, “I’ve been here five years. I’m not giving this new… Read More »Funny Joke: Three Bulls on a Texas Ranch don’t wanna share their cows w...
Funny Joke: 80,000 blondes meet in a football stadium for a “Blondes Are Not Stupid” Convention
Source: https://jokesoftheday.com/80000-blondes-meet-in-a-football-stadium-for-a-blondes-are-not-stupid-convention/ —————————————————— The myth that blondes are stupid is naturally not true, but classic blonde jokes can be absolutely hilarious. Here’s one of our all-time favorites! 80,000 blondes meet in a football stadium for a “Blondes Are Not Stupid” Convention. The leader says, “We ...
Funny Joke: I ran into Elon Musk at the Airport and asked him a favor – he obliged!
???? Funny jokes, comedy & humor that’ll make you laugh out loud! ???? Created by https://jokesoftheday.com ✔️ ???? Don’t forget to subscribe ???? https://www.youtube.com/c/JokesOfTheDayCom?sub_confirmation=1 I was in the airport VIP lounge en-route to New York a couple of weeks ago. While in there, I noticed Elon Musk sitting comfortably in the corner, enjoying a drink.… Read More »Funny Joke: I ran into Elon Musk at the Airport and asked him a favor – ...