r0zeclawz:

my name is detective sleeping and im about to get started on my toughest case yet. the pillow case

nitw:

i fucking hate being an adult with a slowly increasing number of responsibilities its like one day you wake up and youre like aw fuck when was the last time i descaled the coffee machine

girl4pay:

‘we need to talk about the brat summer to demure fall pipeline’ i know this is all just for fun but how does it feel to have your sense of self just tossing in the wind like a lost plastic bag

doradotcom:

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londonharry:

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zaiinab:

LMFAOOO

oh-honey-styles:

now THAT is fine wine

i miss one direction so much i could throw up