Hi, I'm Kit, 31yo, non-binary (they/it). I live in Philadelphia. My inbox is open if anyone wants to talk

goosefan96:

People describe shoebill storks as being scary or ugly birds and always use one image to make their point. When in every other photo they look like this


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More like shoebill dork

bovineblogger:

kcrossvine:

bovineblogger:

can you guys watch my squab for me im gonna go on my smoko

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baby need smoko

BABY DOES NOT NEED SMOKO

fly-chicken:

fly-chicken:

lynati:

the-nightman783:

holdtightclothing:

darillium-night:

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Update from the man himself

The Porn Guy aka The Nice Guy aka The Canadian side of Pornhub aka SFW Pornhub’s REAL NAME is Ryan Creamer. No joke, that is legit his real name.

Also this.

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Which led him to this.

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Bless this man.

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I can appreciate him and the service he’s providing independently of the shitshow that is the platform he’s hosted on.

Ryan Creamer from Pornhub standing in a room presenting a slideshow. he is a red headed and bearded male, dressed in black round glasses, black long sleeved turtleneck and khaki slacks with brown dress shoes. His slide is a photo of him shirtless in a presumed shower with a blank white screen to his left for a drop-down list. in the photo (in the presentation) he is giving a thumbs up. The slide is titled 'Ryan Creamer'. Ryan presents this slide while stating "I have no prestige"
Closeup of the slide with Ryan stating "My eulogy will one day include the word "Pornhub". The slide has the following Bullet points -no prestige and -Eulogy will one day include the word "Pornhub"
A cut back to Ryan presenting in a black turtleneck. An audience member states "Oh no!" in response to the Pornhub mention. Ryan continues " And up until very recently..."
Ryan continues "I thought the word 'COWabunga was pronounced CALIbunga". Cut back to the presentation slide with a new bullet "thought it was pronounced 'Calibunga' up until recently"
Cut back to Ryan in a turtleneck presenting who states "like California"

He remains just as funny and weird on other platforms dw

Ryan Creamer from Pornhub, a red headed bearded man presenting a slideshow. He is wearing glasses, a turtleneck black shirt, khaki slacks and brown dress shoes. The first slide in the presentation is Titled 'Can I get an Honorary Degree if I Just Ask Really Nicely'

By the way, the topic he was presenting was

‘Can I get an Honorary Degree if I Just Ask Really Nicely’

piosplayhouse:

predatory-lesbians:

xjesterxjacksx:

wolfcat-hybrid:

wolfcat-hybrid:

piosplayhouse:

Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That’s irreversible

OP which clinics have evil penises

OP please

OP we need to know

OP please

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derinthescarletpescatarian:

is-the-owl-video-cute:

sociallyanxiousdragon:

eddiegayass:

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A decade ago this would have been a plot of an “all of the Avengers live in Stark Tower” au about Thor

Please keep giving him mildly dangerous objects he has never interfaced with before until he finally dies in a final destination level of comically implausible manner.

Just make him drive a cybertruck and wait

eek-a-tron:

annabellioncourt:

beesmygod:

beesmygod:

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genuinely wheezing laughing at this description of dicken’s awful pet with lead poisoning

important thing i forgot to mention: i looked this up bc adam read a thing about how dicken’s pet was an inspiration for poe’s “the raven” and we were like “well thats not true” but now that ive looked it up, i believe it

Yep! Dickens cited Grip as inspiration for the talking raven in his novel Barnaby Rudge, and Poe was one of its earliest critics (literary critic here being a career title, poe quite liked the work), and he spent time in his review discussing how raven could have been utilized to a stronger effect. Some time later, he used that concept in The Raven.

Dickens was distraught at Grip’s passing and had him preserved. He currently resides in the US, in the Free Library of Philadelphia’s rare books archive in Pennsylvania and can be visited with appointment.

@hydrofelicity Good stranger, pray do not hide this gem amongst the tags

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