Something that's really annoying is when you either make a joke about or ask if some celebrity is gay and 500 million people jump out of the woodwork to be like "Oh, but sexuality doesn't matter, why do you care if they're gay or not? Shouldn't it just be that their talented?" Well because I swore a binding blood oath to ax murder every straight person I could find and I really can't get out of it so I do have to know if Pedro Pascal is gay for real or not.