If you ever meet someone on the internet claiming they're from the USA, watch out because they're most likely an AI bot. nobody in the US can afford an internet connection (because they're so poor) and even if they could their schools are so underfunded they couldn't even know how to use the internet
what is Jellysidon’s reaction to Cloudysseus????
I was gonna make a joke about how I say “I need to go the circus again” the way people used to say they need to go to the sea to balance their humors. But I realized the circus balances humors too
how I balance my humors
I was gonna make a joke about how I say “I need to go the circus again” the way people used to say they need to go to the sea to balance their humors. But I realized the circus balances humors too
how I balance my humors
this post contains:
1 clown!
1 jester!
1 mime!
one of each……. The Balanced Humors
if there's one trope that will always make me froth at the mouth, it is the timeloop. the confusion turning to terror turning to frustration turning to boredom turning to despair as you live out the same day over and over. the mayhem of living in a world with no consequences paired with the boredom of living in a world that never truly changes. trying to convince someone of what's happening. doing everything to escape. doing nothing to escape. memorizing each day and being completely thrown off by the slightest change. doing bad things because nothing matters. doing good things even though nothing matters. deciding it still matters. doing everything in the world because you can. spending weeks or months or years doing fuck all because you can. embracing absurdism and nihilism and kindness all at once. imagining sisyphus happy.
Official Time Loop Post
So I've been listening to The Magnus Archives I think Tim should be allowed to slap Jonathan at least once. As a treat.
Comic school project
Look at them(^ω^)
People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ
If you kill a non venomous snake that's just silly and cruel and betrays a disgusting worldview of blind hatred and fear of other beings,
and if you kill a venomous snake that's VERY STUPID because trying to kill a venomous snake is the best way to get bitten by a venomous snake.
the last coral snake fatality in florida that I could find was due to the person who died trying to kill it, as a note
specs stop throwing snakes
I WOULD HAVE PREFERRED NOT TO THROW HIM BUT I WAS IN A HURRY
Weirdest day of that copperhead's life
clarkie
This is the cutest Clark I've ever seen.
[stumbling out of the wizard’s tower wearing five cursed amulets] dude it’s chill i’m still ok to fly the dragon
i promised an exclusive report about the day the worlds longest grill came to this tiny town and here it is. every moment of my life and yours as well has led up to this so please watch
I have never witnessed something in my entire life that kept me so interested within a roller coaster of socio-economic company history and tax evasion schemes that really boiled down to the greatest personal conclusion of this man’s day.
No holy shit this is the greatest video ever seen in existence
The more he went on the more intriguing he became. And then by the end, I realized it really was the best video ever made.
i am the best poster on this terrible website
this is just magic
hey!! I heard you’re asking abt god and gender- they’re kinda more popular I think so you might already be aware of them but do you know abt Margery Kempe and Julian of Norwich’s writing?
Kempe’s book is the book of Margery Kempe and Julian’s is Revelations of Divine Love, they’re both medieval female authors who talk abt god in relation to their gender (Julian in particular talks abt god as a mother)
I have not! I will try to check them out thank you
I think the punishment for watching tik toks out loud in public should be execution by stoning