Joke of the day

One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, “Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag.” “Oh, really? Darn it!” said the little old lady. “I’d better go back and see if I can find them...

He guesses there must be more than ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks, ‘What’s with the money in the jar?’ ‘Well... you pay $10 and if you pass three tests, you get all the money and the keys to a brand new Lexus.’ The man certainly isn’t going to pass this...

The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the...

A nun needs to use the restroom and goes into Hooters. She asks if she can use the restroom and the bartender tells her there is a naked - joke of the day

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Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to go to school. Son: But, I don’t wanna go to school. Mom: Give me three good reasons why you should stay home, and I will give you three reasons why you need to go to school. Son:...