(via callmeangell)
SHREK IS SCOTTISH?!
would like i make it known that me and @pizzaapeteer made her aware of this and she somehow didn’t know about this incredibly fucking important piece of information before
shook to the core to find out that it’s not universal for everyone to know shrek is Scottish. it’s what makes him him
marriinachoo asked:
im being bullied now 🥺 you’re all in timeout no writings for you ❌
GUYS I DIDNT PISS ON ANY PEEPS LMFAO
tell me there’s a godamn brit out there who understand, I swear it’s their slang 😫😭
GUYS I DIDNT PISS ON ANY PEEPS LMFAO
#swag
SWAG FOREVER!!!!!
#swag4LYF
oh god good morning I hope people know this is a term for getting drunk 🫢💀
biscuits-and-gracie asked:
🥵 your smut scenes make me die of thirst
i honestly think about carousel at least five times a day ever since it came out. had me frothing out the mouth
AAAA GIRL THANK YOU SO MUCH 😭 that makes me so happy I didn’t think people were vibing with carousel since I wrote it in an interesting narrative but it’s so lovely to hear this!!!! SMOOCHES
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👀 eagerly await updates from you every day
⏰ admire how fast you write and that you publish regularly
💀 your scenes of violence grab me by the throat
💌 love your answers to other people’s asks about your stories
🤡 love the way your characters use irony
💖 adore literally everything you write
🥵 your smut scenes make me die of thirst
💔 your angst scenes ruins me every time
🍓 your fluff scenes always make me feel pleasantly blissful
🩸 living for your terrifying, disturbing psychos
🎀 you describe tender, soft intimacy wonderfully
🧠 love how your brain works and how you solve plots
🌺 you make me root for your heroes every time
🍄 love how crazy some of the scenes you write are
🩰 have been waiting for a writer like you all my life🌞 reading your works cheers me up and makes me feel better
⭐️ everything you write draws me in immediately
🎨 Iove your references to art, history, mythology, culture
💡 your ideas are always fresh and surprising
🧸 often go back to your old stories to re-read them
🍀 you can describe emotions and feelings perfectly
📗 when I read your story I feel like I’m reading a book
🧩 adore how you connect different threads together
💐 love your female characters and what they are like
🧶 your dialogues are as if real people were talking to each other
🧊 the changes your characters make don’t feel forced
💎 you perfectly portray the mind and thoughts of your characters
💧 there were times when I cried reading your stories
🌌 I love that your stories create whole additional universes
😱 your fics have amazing, unexpected plot twists
🎵 specific songs remind me of your stories
🍇 your intimate scenes are written with great taste
🍆 love the way you write male characters
🪀 your stories are very easy, quick and enjoyable to read
🔮 when I think that nothing will surprise me anymore, you do it
💣 you can build tension in your stories incredibly well
🎬 love to imagine your stories as if I was watching a movie
🎱 you write very satisfying, non-obvious endings
🎩 while waiting for your new chapters I read old ones
🧛♀️ crave your new stories like a vampire craves blood
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