Warren mentioned that one of our most downloaded episodes was toilet-themed, and without meaning to, that led to yet-more on-theme discussion. Hurry up and buy some bran phlakes shares now! Also, the new Bill and Ted Movie is good, provided you're in the right demo, and like Louis Armstrong. Anyhoo, if you're in the market for bidets, or patio furn…

Welcome to welcome to the apolocalypse! It contains a potentially new segment called, "Am I wrong about this?" When faced with a Zombie apocalypse, shouldn't you aim for the achilles, or at least the leg? Maybe as a weapon-in-the-head lodging problem-avoidance. (SPOILER ALERT: we might give away a plot element from the first few minutes of pick whi…

As the fabric of society continues to disintegrate, Sean and Christ reunite to celebrate America's last birthday, consider escaping southern California, and the ethereal merits of Massaman curry amongst a host of other high brow topics and endeavors. Drink up!By Parking Lot Drunk Podcast

You don't mess with another man's office beverage! There are rules. If you break them, there will be consequences. The boys catch up, with justice and vengeance. EnjoyBy Parking Lot Drunk Podcast

We are not the first podcast. OK? We start in Pooh Corner. Assume that half the world's population are going to disappear somehow. How could we adjust this event to make it as happy as possible? We should try to see such things in a positive light, after all. In case you are a magician or have an infinite glove or something similar, consider our ad…

We start after a long hiatus with an Urban Legend: sneezing while on the toilet increases poop removal volume by 30-60%, which can decrease the risk of bum and poop cancers. Aren't you glad you know this now? It's all about timing! We discuss what coarseness of pepper is best for provoking a bowel clearing sneeze. But what if you poop too much? The…

The boys get rambly. 2024 predictions, speculation, and election watch, Detroit Lions. Here we go.By Parking Lot Drunk Podcast

We hope you will enjoy listening to this episode! Back in the day, I guess. Nope, that doesn't really work, does it? T-Bone heard somewhere that birds can regenerate damaged hearing. It's not clear if we're talking about birds from rock concerts or those near other loud birds. But whatever the cause, it's quite cool they might give us clues for reg…

Checking back in with Christ on the Wagon and Sean riding Cali-shotgun. Research be damned, we're going in.By Parking Lot Drunk Podcast

We have a new contest! This is "Who's That Bird: Celebrity Edition", in which Warren will play the sound of a celebrity and the rest of us need to guess who it is. The celebrity is probably not a bird, and may not even be making bird noises, but you'll have to listen to be sure. Warren patiently explains this multiple times, and even so we're not v…

Christ gives his best attempts as a Big Lots Dalton from Roadhouse, the boys unravel the two-party american system, navigate potential food poisoning and more.By Parking Lot Drunk Podcast

Checking in after a summer of Midwest excursions, aggressive strippers, and huge personal growth. Giant. Huge. Bigly! Parking Lot Drunk baby. You love it!By Parking Lot Drunk Podcast

In part 2 of our name 5 things series, we make slightly more progress in finding possible animal opponents that a human might be able to take on in a fight, assuming the opponent is human-sized. As noted in part 1, the question is fraught with complexity. You have to fight the organism in its own habitat, but you may be allowed time to put on boots…

Sean & Christ catch up for a minute before Long Beach comedian Patrick Bucher stops by to recount some saucy tales of drinking, road trips gone awry, and a meandering path through comedy. Come out to the filming of Patrick's first comedy special at the Long Beach Playhouse December 2nd and follow him at @patrickthecomedian.Follow us at @parkinglotd…

Back for another helping after a work induced hiatus, Sean and Christ talk WGA writer's strike, being bad at your job, and working at bars while sowing the seeds of systemic destruction. Let's go!By Parking Lot Drunk Podcast

After a whole episode of buildup (see Holy Straw, Batman), Warren finally gets the chance to introduce his new topic: name 5 animals, that if they were human-sized, you think you could take them. The rules of this strange fight club have you fighting in the organism's own habitat, so there are no freebies against whales even if you have three pillo…

Instant noodles in the midwest and gourmet shit in Los Angeles. Dip your toes into the sweet savory broth that is the alkalized noodle dish that's swept the universe with your boys Sean and Christ.By Parking Lot Drunk Podcast

Sean + Christ take a stab at understanding the rise of Fentanyl. Where did it come from? Why is it in everything? Is its presence overblown by mainstream media or is it as big or a bigger threat than we even know? We're not journalists, BTW, so as always take everything we say with a grain of salt.By Parking Lot Drunk Podcast

Grab a tallboy, because Burke and Senrud are back for a new year of exploring the debauched both within and out in the world. Start the year off dealing with middle age rage, midlife crises, and subbing in new vices for old. 2023 baby! Here we go!By Parking Lot Drunk Podcast

Warren has a perfect comeback topic to get back into the swing of things after a long hiatus, but first a warm-up question: how many holes does a straw have? Are you sure? What about a donut? What about a person? As usual – wait, can we say as usual when we record every year or so? Yeah, whatever, as usual, we do a bit of rambling while counting ho…

Dip off to the islands for the new episode diving into the history of tiki bars, tiki drinks, and growing tiki culture with longtime friend of Sean and Christ, Kris Carlow. Log your grogs and don some tongs, it's tiki time.By Parking Lot Drunk Podcast

Christian's on the wagon and the self-hate is high. Sean is as charming as ever. Listen along as they talk about stealing the very alcoholic soul from beer, serial killers, and some other stuff on this week's podBy Parking Lot Drunk Podcast

Ballpark Talk is back, due to its overwhelming previous success! Snorkelling vs. being a peeping tom. Same ballpark? Perspective matters here: who is peeping on whom? Warren makes a compelling case that some situations involve teammates. It probably makes sense, maybe? I don't know. We somehow end up discussing whether curtains should maybe be on t…

Crime follows Christian into the great outdoors and back home, and the boys dip their toes in the legal, then not legal, now kind of legal again industry of marijuana. Tax that ass at the dispensary, toke up and enjoy.By Parking Lot Drunk Podcast

Your camping chair soothsayers are back with more predictions, work gripes, and commentary on the working man's plight, sober hangovers, and a whole lot else. Get some.By Parking Lot Drunk Podcast

The boys talk Super Bowl predictions, favorite Super Bowl beer commercials, the nuance of chicken sandwich marketing, and some other stuff. ENJOY!By Parking Lot Drunk Podcast

Anarchy! Hold the phone the boys are back and tired of your subsistent wage bullshit. Join the struggle, grab a beer, unite, and take over. All that, some lying-ass Yelp reviews and more!By Parking Lot Drunk Podcast

We've returned to talk domestic drafts, getting plastered in bowling alleys, and drinking beer that tastes like it was brewed in a rusty coffee can full of nails to discuss things Midwest-drinking.By Parking Lot Drunk Podcast

The history of whiskey, both personal and sem-factual, along with some hot investment tips from two grown children with a combined net worth of a silent elevator fart. All this and more on the new episode of Parking Lot Drunk!By Parking Lot Drunk Podcast

Normally, podcasts will edit out the part of a recording where the hosts decide what to do. But we roll a different way from normal podcasts, so you get a short and not terribly interesting behind-the-scenes look at Warren introducing the possibilities. Anyway, we start a new version of the 'Who's that bird?' contest, but in this case Warren will n…

The laughs and ER visits continue with Adam Martinez sharing more tales of breaking arms and regulating the dance floor from his days bouncing in Chicago and Miami.By Parking Lot Drunk Podcast

We're joined by comic and former bouncer Adam Martinez aka The Honeybadger to relive some wild days of bringing the violence to keep the peace from Chi-town to Miami Beach.By Parking Lot Drunk Podcast

Pumpkin spice up your jackolanterns, because it's fall ya'll. We're talking ciders and lederhosen, deer hunting, ice fishing, and god knows what else. What's your favorite pumpkin spice weed strain? Listen up and listen good.By Parking Lot Drunk Podcast

The fellas have a chat with comedian and graphic designer Berenice Ashikian of Long Beach Beer Lab to discuss label design, working in the alcohol industry, tri tip sandwiches, and more. Give it a listen then find LB Beer at a craft brewery carrier near you.By Parking Lot Drunk Podcast

The booze bags dip their toes into the design world to talk about what makes beer labels stick out and Sean lends a bit of his expertise to explain a bit. They talk some other shit, don't you fret your pretty little head.By Parking Lot Drunk Podcast

We accidentally create a new segment to start this episode because we got caught up in whether our DJ was dead or his estate needed to spin the tunes. What is an estate? Do you need to have anything? What if you're dead? Does real estate imply you have an estate? What if the teddybear you get buried with was bequeathed to someone else? What if none…

Nursing their 4th of July hangover, the lads are back to talk the Summer of Sean, the drinks of the Summer (Cazadores, hit us up), conspiracy theories and so much more. Tune in, ya turkeys.By Parking Lot Drunk Podcast

Sean & Christ yuck it up about fireworks, the beginning of 4th of July festivities, wizard staffs, and getting your nose broken by a marine for your country. All this and more!By Parking Lot Drunk Podcast

After a lengthy hiatus (high anus?) the boys are back to recording in person and are joined by Rob Zoref, college frat alumni to enlighten us all on the wild world of spankings, blood juice, and the locusts known as sorority girls which he experiences while being part of a fraternity. Drink up.By Parking Lot Drunk Podcast

What better way to celebrate Cinco De Mayo than with two honkeys giving you a little history on the holiday along with some facts and figures tamped in between personal asides and random rantings? There isn't one! Tune in, drink up, and pass the guac.By Parking Lot Drunk Podcast

Spark up for the history of Pot's international holiday 4/20. From high school hippies to the buster ass moves of Harry Anslinger take a tainted journey into the history of weed in America and the code word to meet up to smoke it.By Parking Lot Drunk Podcast

Spring Break baby! The boys are back to talk about taking the crew down to Fort Lauderdale for fun in the sun and living on the run. Grab a bucket of beers and help heal that cabin fever. Vax that ass y'all!By Parking Lot Drunk Podcast

Sean and Christ take a trip back in time to peek a the odd history of the reigning world champ in the beverage world, beer. Take some odd twists and turns regarding vaccinations, sex work, and the philosophy behind why we drink. Tune in and drink up.By Parking Lot Drunk Podcast

The boys are joined by their first guest Patrick Schoenberg (@Schoe_Time) to discuss the history of hard seltzers, its boom, their stocks, and how they rank in flavortown. Grab some clear bubblies and enjoy.By Parking Lot Drunk Podcast

Spotify wants us to have a trailer, so here you go. This is a shortened episode featuring a brand new segment, called "Ballpark Talk", in which the premise is to decide whether two things are in the same ballpark or different ones. Today's inaugural topic: cannibalism versus eating a pet. Enjoy! Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecut…

We have a new segment, called "Ballpark Talk", in which the premise is to decide whether two things are in the same ballpark or different ones. Today's inaugural topic: cannibalism versus eating a pet. As usual, we explore many of the philosophical nuances here. What if it's a pet you know, versus a person you don't? What if the person died acciden…

The boys are back for a late celebration of National Margarita Day to explore the mysterious beginnings of one of the best dang beverages known to mankind. Find out the theories of its origin along with why there's no lard allowed in San Francisco. Drink up, amigos y amigas.By Parking Lot Drunk Podcast

A celebration of President's Day with a look back at all the presidential partiers of our country's past. Decapitations, distilleries, conspiracies, pee tapes, applejack, and so much more. Take a run down memory lane and learn about Blue Whiskey Van Buren, JFK and LSD, Trump and Biden's teetotaling and more!…

We're out of code purple and back to coughing in each other's beers on makeshift patios under the COVID killing California sun! Sean and Christ talk pandemic warehouse stripper parties, new Covid Era revenue streams, Prohibition, TikTok stock market upsets and more in this new 2021 episode.By Parking Lot Drunk Podcast

This podcast was a rare occasion when most of us were in the same room. This means that the audio is generally exquisite since we are using T-Bone's studio, but also somewhat annoying because Warren insists on giving listeners cues of our eating and drinking. Do judges have their own gavels, or is one provided in the courtroom? What if someone brea…