Witty, gritty and uncensored, Can't Keep My Mouth Shut by award-winning content creator Nixalina explores all the stuff nobody wants to talk about, focusing on sex, dating & love.
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A "Sex And The City" podcast by two married guys, comedian Kevin McCaffrey and writer Jon Daly, who are watching the show for the very first time. Funny, revealing, often drunk, (arguably) sexy, and ready for the reboot on HBO Max: And Just Like That...
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Join Lucy and Lauren, as they embark on a journey of enlightenment, watching and discussing every episode of 6 series of Sex and the City. It will be a wild ride.
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Have you ever wanted to hear two comedians talk about every individual episode of Sex and the City? Really?! And you also want to hear their comedian guests, many of whom have never seen Sex and the City, talk about it too? Of course you do! You're Such a Sex and the City podcast is the first episodic journey of comedians April Lotshaw and Daryl Williams, as they rewatch Sex and the City in its entirety. Stop reading this and download it already! Let me remind you, it's EVERY SEX AND THE CIT ...
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The Mental Fuckery that is Post-Breakup ‘Euphoric Recall’
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23:45This mofo has a lot to answer for, let me tell you that. Let's discuss, shall we? With love, Nixalina. For more awesome content to read including beauty, fashion or dating & love features, please do head over to my digital platform www.nixalina.com. Don't be shy, come say hai! Head over to my Instagram or Tiktok @nixalina to slide into my DMs.…
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AJLT 3.8 Happily Ever After AKA Alcoholish
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1:46:40There's a big ol' art gallery with condom filled with a metrically measured amount of j***, there's two FULL butts, a lot of closet talk, a now ever-present Aidan staying in NYC for an undetermined amount of time in between longing sighs at his phone, an extremely horny LTW, a Lucille 2-ass Charlotte, the biggest balls in the business on Harry, a p…
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Don't Blame a Clown for Acting Like a Clown...
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25:48...instead ask yourself why you keep going to the f**king CIRCUS?! With love, Nixalina. For more awesome content to read including beauty, fashion or dating & love features, please do head over to my digital platform www.nixalina.com. Don't be shy, come say hai! Head over to my Instagram or Tiktok @nixalina to slide into my DMs.…
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AJLT 3.7 They Wanna Have Fun AKA Carrie-Oke & A Farce
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1:30:59We start with a little bit on last week's controversy about LTW's dad repeatedly dying, and then it's on to an episode that -- sorry -- had a number of enjoyable things! There's a solid bit of farce over Charlotte's birthday party and what sad thing she's dealing with, a bunch of losers who don't want to do karaoke (and then suddenly do), Patti LuP…
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My Dearest Trolls - Does the Internet want 'Nixalina' to Resign?
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17:35Listen up mofos, it's a rant, is what it is. With love, Nixalina. For more awesome content to read including beauty, fashion or dating & love features, please do head over to my digital platform www.nixalina.com. Don't be shy, come say hai! Head over to my Instagram or Tiktok @nixalina to slide into my DMs.…
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AJLT 3.6 Silent Mode AKA A Total Recall Situation
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1:43:55Aidan announces his return to town with a crash, and then breaks some other pretty shocking news to Carrie. LTW puts her phone on silent and misses the passing of her dad (RIP Billy D, who IS still alive in real life, thank God), and ends up tussling with Lucille 3 (played by the great Jennifer Lewis) about arrangements, Charlotte finally gets bust…
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AJLT 3.5 Under the Table AKA Nut Island
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1:35:09As we all know and definitely isn’t something the show just jammed in there as a totally new thing out of nowhere: Carrie has a downstairs neighbor! He’s a sexy, grumpy British author of questionable height who is serving so much Darcy that we couldn’t help but wonder…is he a part of Carrie’s “fiction”? Miranda also has some roommate troubles (hi p…
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The Nixalina x Nicola Dichotomy (I did it on Purpose)
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21:54Allow me to finally break down all the 'Nixalina' reputation taboos. With love, Nixalina. For more awesome content to read including beauty, fashion or dating & love features, please do head over to my digital platform www.nixalina.com. Don't be shy, come say hai! Head over to my Instagram or Tiktok @nixalina to slide into my DMs.…
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AJLT 3.4 Apples To Apples AKA Wild Cuntryside
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1:31:00Carrie’s in Virginia, folks! And her (possibly Christian Scientist?) boyfriend Aidan is whimsically forcing painting and games upon his children as he tries to get them to like Carrie, and we couldn’t help but wonder…where did their chemistry go? Was it lost in Aidan’s constant jokes and shouting? Hard to say! Harry’s Pop Pop comes to visit and don…
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"In a sexual context, "Daddy" can be associated with power dynamics, where one partner takes on a more dominant role and the other a more submissive one." Ohhhh let's discuss, shall we? With love, Nixalina. For more awesome content to read including beauty, fashion or dating & love features, please do head over to my digital platform www.nixalina.…
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AJLT 3.3 Carrie Golightly AKA Casual Virginia Lunch
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1:44:30In this episode, Carrie takes a friend to Williamsburg, Virginia to have lunch with Aidan, whether or not he's actually willing to take her home! Charlotte goes out to the party, after party, and after-after party to network and up her painting-selling business while wing-womaning a friend, Harry has a very understandable incident with button jeans…
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A Relationship with a Narcissist: The Narc Playbook
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58:41Just. URGH. With love, Nixalina. For more awesome content to read including beauty, fashion or dating & love features, please do head over to my digital platform www.nixalina.com. Don't be shy, come say hai! Head over to my Instagram or Tiktok @nixalina to slide into my DMs.By Nixalina Watson
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AJLT 3.2 The Rat Race AKA Thumbs Down Emoji
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1:46:32Hey we didn’t title this episode, Aidan did! (Full recap starts at 10:30) Carrie's writing fiction that is mostly about whatever she is doing at that exact moment in real life, Charlotte & LTW are freaking out about their kids getting into Ivy League schools, Miranda gets addicted to a trashy reality show and shoots her shot with a guac lady, Seema…
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AJLT 3.1 Outlook Good AKA Nunspringa
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1:59:59This episode is as big as Carrie’s hat, because it’s the first time back with our gals in a year and a half, and there’s a lot to talk about: Miranda finding God (via someone else in her bed), Charlotte’s falsely accused dog, Seema setting a fire like a dope and then having an absolute nothingburger of a relationship, LTW’s PBS documentary and its …
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Here's Why it Takes Victims Up To SEVEN Times to Leave Their Abuser
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14:02I'm here to tell you, it's not your fault. I'm also here to tell you, that as long as you keep trying to leave, and you eventually do leave - it doesn't actually matter how many times it takes you. With love, Nixalina. For more awesome content to read including beauty, fashion or dating & love features, please do head over to my digital platform w…
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Energy over looks sis, always. With love, Nixalina. For more awesome content to read including beauty, fashion or dating & love features, please do head over to my digital platform www.nixalina.com. Don't be shy, come say hai! Head over to my Instagram or Tiktok @nixalina to slide into my DMs.By Nixalina Watson
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Girls 5.1 Wedding Day AKA As Skilled And Radical As Lucille Ball
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1:16:32Rememeber when Desi no-showed the big performance with Marnie? Well the show doesn’t! They’ve made up so much that they’re actually going through with the wedding in this fun episode, which brings us a great guest star in the mysteriously-aged hair & makeup pro Bridget Everett, a tense bridal party that ends up finding some genuinely sweet and mean…
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Will I Ever Post My Partner to Instagram Again???
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14:15I'll save you all the time - NOPE. THE. END. For more awesome content to read including beauty, fashion or dating & love features, please do head over to my digital platform www.nixalina.com. Don't be shy, come say hai! Head over to my Instagram or Tiktok @nixalina to slide into my DMs.By Nixalina Watson
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Navigating the FWB 'Friends with Benefits' Relationship
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18:31Ohhh the tricky terrain of the FWB. Let's nagivate this together, shall we? With love, Nixalina. For more awesome content to read including beauty, fashion or dating & love features, please do head over to my digital platform www.nixalina.com. Don't be shy, come say hai! Head over to my Instagram or Tiktok @nixalina to slide into my DMs.…
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Girls 4.9 Daddy Issues AKA Michigan's Tops and Bottoms
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53:13It’s election day for Ray, ruin someone else’s good time day for Marnie (as usual), and take the gay out for a spin day for Hannah’s dad, who has a nice time with Elijah. Jessa, Adam, Ace and Mimi Rose have one of the most deranged dinners we’ve ever seen, and we end the episode in a very different place than we begin, which is kinda nice! Rate & r…
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And Just Like That Returns! Let’s Talk Trailer…
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28:40Folks, we FINALLY have the release date for And Just Like That Season 3, and it’s May 19. 12 episodes dropping every Thursday. RIP Nya & Che, hello to flirty ballerinos, a million rats, “reporter” Miranda, LTW’s work crush, Aidan’s analog emojis, Seema’s speeed dates, and Carrie’s elf p0rn. Welcome back, Cidiots! In the LONG offseasons of our favor…
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The Expat Struggle: Too Foreign For the Home You Left, Too Foreign For the Home You Found
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13:11Only once you've lived it can you truly understand how bizarre this feeling is. Let's discuss the struggle of expat life, shall we? With love, Nixalina. For more awesome content to read including beauty, fashion or dating & love features, please do head over to my digital platform www.nixalina.com. Don't be shy, come say hai! Head over to my Insta…
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Eww. Just eww. The fact I endured this for 6 months is testament to my mental strength. For more awesome content to read including beauty, fashion or dating & love features, please do head over to my digital platform www.nixalina.com. Don't be shy, come say hai! Head over to my Instagram or Tiktok @nixalina to slide into my DMs.…
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Girls 4.7 Ask Me My Name AKA Beaver Trap
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1:13:14We got SILLY with this one, folks. In this dream-like episode of Girls, Hannah becomes a teacher three minutes after thinking about it for the first time, gets asked on a date, takes him to the worst possible place you could take a first date (where your ex and his new gf are), and the night devolves into craziness between Adam and the world’s bigg…
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For more awesome content to read including beauty, fashion or dating & love features, please do head over to my digital platform www.nixalina.com. Don't be shy, come say hai! Head over to my Instagram or Tiktok @nixalina to slide into my DMs.By Nixalina Watson
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Girls 4.5 Sit In AKA Showdown Over The Rando Hussy
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1:04:26It’s time for Hannah and Adam to get real and face the relationship music in this one, as Hannah goes into a trance upon finding Mimi Rose Howard in her (former?) apartment, and all the rest of the “Girls” (plus Ray) take turns trying to soothe her, while Hannah watches Adam’s new girl’s pretty banal Ted Talk. Some really good acting in this one! A…
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That shizz stays on their phone, or in their cloud, FOREVER. Let's not forget that key point. With love, Nixalina. For more awesome content to read including beauty, fashion or dating & love features, please do head over to my digital platform www.nixalina.com. Don't be shy, come say hai! Head over to my Instagram or Tiktok @nixalina to slide into…
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I got second-hand cringe for you bro. With love, Nixalina. For more awesome content to read including beauty, fashion or dating & love features, please do head over to my digital platform www.nixalina.com. Don't be shy, come say hai! Head over to my Instagram or Tiktok @nixalina to slide into my DMs.…
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I'm 37 with no kids... THROUGH MY OWN CHOICE? I must be a broken woman. Let's discuss, shall we? With love, Nixalina. For more awesome content to read including beauty, fashion or dating & love features, please do head over to my digital platform www.nixalina.com. Don't be shy, come say hai! Head over to my Instagram or Tiktok @nixalina to slide i…
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Girls 4.3 Female Author AKA Hannah Reads The Writers For Filth
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1:09:11There’s a “Poet Party” in this one that leads to one of the great all-time Hannah monologues as she tears apart her classmates in a really satisfying way, Marnie and Desi have a meeting with some thirsty music industry execs and then have a serious talk about their problematic secret relationship, and Jessa pees in the street for no reason, gets bo…
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Everything You Need To Know About My Debut Novel "LOLLY"
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17:49I'M SO EXCITEDDDDDDDDDDDDD. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. That is all. With love, Nixalina. For more awesome content to read including beauty, fashion or dating & love features, please do head over to my digital platform www.nixalina.com. Don't be shy, come say hai! Head over to my Instagram or Tiktok @nixalina to slide into my DMs.…
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Pubes, a Memoir: Landing Strip, Bikini Line or Au Naturale?
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17:18But like, have we ever discussed pubes before? I think not. With love, Nixalina. For more awesome content to read including beauty, fashion or dating & love features, please do head over to my digital platform www.nixalina.com. Don't be shy, come say hai! Head over to my Instagram or Tiktok @nixalina to slide into my DMs.…
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Patreon Movie Club: The Notebook AKA Let's Make The Boys Sob
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2:21:31Happy Valentine’s Day dear listeners, and our romantic gift to you is a movie that made both ya boiz misty: The Notebook. You know it, you’ve felt it, you’ve wondered when we’re supposed to know the twist of this thing, what the heck James Marsden did wrong, and if a pair of boxer shorts has ever been bigger than those donned by the Gos in this abs…
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Girls 4.1 Iowa AKA The One With the Butt
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1:07:08In the season 4 premiere of Girls (recap stars at 9:00 minutes), a lot happens, but the ICONIC thing that happens is Desi going so far past downtown for the fellas that he has to ask for directions back up to downtown -- that's right, it's kitchen motorbuttin' time. Marnie's situationship with Desi has only gotten more complicated since the end of …
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Here's What Happens When You're "Dickmatized"
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14:01It's quite something, let me tell you that. Get ready to be focused on absolutely NOTHING else, except that man's cock. With love, Nixalina. For more awesome content to read including beauty, fashion or dating & love features, please do head over to my digital platform www.nixalina.com. Don't be shy, come say hai! Head over to my Instagram or Tikto…
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Sex and the City 2.5 Four Women and a Funeral AKA DiCaprio Ex Machina
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1:22:58This re-watch comes courtesy of a Patreon request, so we’re dropping it back on the main feed as a bonus. A fashionista (fashinist…sir?) funeral has Carrie thinking about who she wants to spend the rest of her life with and maybe kinda sorta reconciling with Big, Charlotte is led by a big hat into the sobbing arms of a widow, Miranda buys an apartm…
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10 Tips to Help You Glow-Up for a Healthier, Happier 2025 - Part 2
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26:07For more awesome content to read including beauty, fashion or dating & love features, please do head over to my digital platform www.nixalina.com. Don't be shy, come say hai! Head over to my Instagram or Tiktok @nixalina to slide into my DMs.By Nixalina Watson
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10 Tips to Help You Glow-Up for a Healthier, Happier 2025
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26:58I am so gloriously happy, at peace, and living the most incredible life - one I couldn't have even dreamt of a year ago. So, here I am, wishing to have you all join me in this elevated state, for the best year to date! This is part one of my 10-tips to make sure your 2025 is the year you GLOW up! With love, Nixalina. For more awesome content to re…
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Girls 3.11 I Saw You AKA Hit The Bottom And Start Digging
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1:06:35Hannah and Adam have some tension over their new living-apart situation, and about how many bananas Adam likes in the morning, but hey: they keep banging in spite of it. Hannah takes Elijah over to finish the interview with Patti LuPone (and her husband), and finally quits GQ before doing maybe the most unforgivable series of things we've seen this…
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The 2024 Nixalina Wrap Up & Season 8 Finale: My Most Influential Year to Date!
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20:22Wasn't 2024 quite the year? It seemed to play us all, with ups and downs worse than a rollercoaster. Allow me to reflect on my last year and close season 8 with tonight's episode. With love, Nixalina. For more awesome content to read including beauty, fashion or dating & love features, please do head over to my digital platform www.nixalina.com. D…
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10 Reasons Why It Is GOOD For You to Masturbate!
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15:01As if we really need another reason other than "it feels amazing". Let's explore self-pleasure and masturbation benefits! With love, Nixalina. For more awesome content to read including beauty, fashion or dating & love features, please do head over to my digital platform www.nixalina.com. Don't be shy, come say hai! Head over to my Instagram or Ti…
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My Mid-Thirties Elective Egg-Freezing Journey
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16:05If I could go back in time and freeze my eggs in my twenties, I would 100000% do it without question. So what exactly happens during the egg-freezing process? Let me tell you all. With love, Nixalina. For more awesome content to read including beauty, fashion or dating & love features, please do head over to my digital platform www.nixalina.com. D…
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Girls 3.9 Flo AKA 2 Deathly Cheese Sandwiches
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1:11:49Grandma Flo is in the hospital, and it’s not looking good. Also not looking good: the family dynamic among Hannah’s mom and her two aunts, Adam and Hannah’s prospects for (real) marriage, and the meanest cousin Hannah’s ever had. An episode with some heavy themes but we had a pretty nice and light time with it, and hope y’all do too. Follow the WHO…
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Let’s Discuss - Female Ejaculation and SQUIRTING
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16:23Did you know - It IS possible for women to squirt and ejaculate at the same time, and every woman DOES have the physical capacity to squirt. For more pearls of wisdom on this topic, let's dive in shall we? With love, Nixalina. For more awesome content to read including beauty, fashion or dating & love features, please do head over to my digital pl…
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10 Early Red Flags of Abusive Partners - Part 2
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32:20I can only hope and pray that nobody else has experienced any of this, but I sadly know that's not the case. With all my love on this one, Nixalina. I'd like to thank the sponsor of today's episode - The Meat Club. For more awesome content to read including beauty, fashion or dating & love features, please do head over to my digital platform www.ni…
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I can only hope and pray that nobody else has experienced any of this, but I sadly know that's not the case. With all my love on this one, Nixalina. I'd like to thank the sponsor of today's episode - The Meat Club. For more awesome content to read including beauty, fashion or dating & love features, please do head over to my digital platform www.ni…
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For The Girls Who Can't Cum Through Penetrative Sex
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19:18Don't worry doll, because SAME. And actually, it's much more common than you think. Let's discuss, shall we? With love, Nixalina. For more awesome content to read including beauty, fashion or dating & love features, please do head over to my digital platform www.nixalina.com. Don't be shy, come say hai! Head over to my Instagram or Tiktok @nixalina…
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Don't love 'em, don't hate 'em either. I just feel if we want the guy to service us, we should also be willing to service him too. Let's discuss shall we! With love, Nixalina. For more awesome content to read including beauty, fashion or dating & love features, please do head over to my digital platform www.nixalina.com. Don't be shy, come say hai…
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Girls 3.7 Beach House AKA Shosh, A Cruel and Legendary Drunk
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1:17:48Spoiler up top: this is, in our opinion, probably the best episode of Girls we’ve seen yet. It rules. The four gals are all together, there’s almost too many amazing lines to write down, there’s realistic friend dynamics on a weekend away at Marnie’s aunt’s beach house, and there’s a Shoshanna monologue and resulting scene that is so good we just h…
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Strap yourselves in for some major Nixalina life tea-spilling. And to the guy himself - thank you for coming into my life. With love, Nixalina. For more awesome content to read including beauty, fashion or dating & love features, please do head over to my digital platform www.nixalina.com. Don't be shy, come say hai! Head over to my Instagram or T…
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