WELCOME TO MY CARRD MACHINE
you can learn more about me here or just hang out (just kidding you have to read it)
about me
what's i'm?
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things to know before i start attacking you
interests that influence me deeply
genuinely i think this tells you more about me than my about LOL
about me !
🌈 my name is sam👾 im 22 (years old)🍐 neurodivergent👽 bisexual, male gendermaximalist* thing🦄 my pronouns are he/him, it/its, or zee/zeer. if you're cis you have to use he/him for me* imagine a spectrum of androgyny where on one end it's nothing traditionally gendered and then on the other end it's everything happening at once. im on that end
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general dni stuff, obviously dont be racist or transphobic or whateveranti-antis or pro-shippers or whatever i think you suckmaps/pedophiles/pedophile apologists or anything along those lines fuck off and dieminors do not follow me, i post occasional nsfw content and i also just feel uncomfortable about it. if you don't have your age listed i will softblock youif you're one of those people who refer to your friend group or w/e as a cult knock it off it's lame as all hell. im not going to block you for it but come on do betterif you read this bit send me a fruit emoji off anon
interests
THE BIG ONES
◦ Romantically Apocalyptic
◦ Puzzle Agent
◦ early internet culture
◦ Crashbox
◦ Popee the Performer
◦ clowns
◦ Starlight Expressless significant but still major ones
◦ The Stanley Parable
◦ TF2
◦ Portal
◦ Cats (the musical)
◦ internet culture in general
◦ Max Headroom
◦ Moral Orel
◦ Classic Universal horror media
◦ Jake and Amir
◦ The Catcher in the Ryei have many many more interests but these are the main ones. i always love nostalgic childhood things. my favorite animals are hamsters, tapirs, and shrimps. i love music, media, people, items and things