Jeff Kristian

Writer, Producer, Composer

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Jeff Kristian

Writer, Producer, Composer

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Credits
33 titles

Films in Production (2 titles)	Budget	Status
Last Village on the Right Benoit Benoit See fewer		Post-Prod
The Moon Is a Hologram Prime Minister, Composer Prime Minister, Composer See fewer	£20K	Filming

Past Film & Video (16 titles)	Budget	Opening Weekend	Gross (US & Canada)	Gross (Worldwide)
Nightmare on 34th Street (2023) Mr. White / Father McShane, Lyrics ("If Everyone Beleived In Christmas" by nm1862479), Music ("Pagan Dream", "If Everyone Beleived In Christmas" by nm1862479), Performer ("All On A Winter's Day" (uncredited), "Life's Worth Livin (Do Do Mix)" (uncredited), "If Everyone Believed In Christmas"), Producer ("Pagan Dream", "If Everyone Beleived In Christmas" by nm1862479), Writer ("All On A Winter's Day" (uncredited), "Life's Worth Livin (Do Do Mix)" (uncredited), "If Everyone Believed In Christmas", "Pagan Dream") Mr. White / Father McShane, Lyrics ("If Everyone Beleived In Christmas" by nm1862479), Music ("Pagan Dream", "If Everyone Beleived In Christmas" by nm1862479), Performer ("All On A Winter's Day" (uncredited), "Life's Worth Livin (Do Do Mix)" (uncredited), "If Everyone Believed In Christmas"), Producer ("Pagan Dream", "If Everyone Beleived In Christmas" by nm1862479), Writer ("All On A Winter's Day" (uncredited), "Life's Worth Livin (Do Do Mix)" (uncredited), "If Everyone Believed In Christmas", "Pagan Dream") See fewer	£150K
Halloween Detectives (2023) (Short) - Performer ("Creepy"), Writer ("Creepy") Performer ("Creepy"), Writer ("Creepy") See fewer	£3K
The Red Lips of the Octopus (2022) (Short) - Aleister Crowley, Composer, Associate Producer Aleister Crowley, Composer, Associate Producer See fewer	£500
Artemis of the Wildland (2021) (Short) - Apollo, Composer Apollo, Composer See fewer	£20K
Films Confiscated from a French Brothel (2021) Apollo (segment "Artemis of the Wildland"), Composer Apollo (segment "Artemis of the Wildland"), Composer See fewer	£10
Be London (2018) (Short) - Self, Composer Self, Composer See fewer
Jeff Kristian: Lullaby (2017) (Video) - The Story Teller, Composer, Editor, Executive Producer, Performer ("Lullaby"), … See more The Story Teller, Composer, Editor, Executive Producer, Performer ("Lullaby"), Writer ("Lullaby"), Writer See fewer	£500
Baker Street Live (2016) (Short) - Igor Kristian, Composer Igor Kristian, Composer See fewer	£100
Spidarlings (2016) The Diva / The Jogger, Composer, Co-Producer, Performer ("Juicy Girls", "Rockability", "Hispanic Sunset", "Mr Banner", "Arachnosex", "Stronger Every Day", "Mystique", "Plastic Love", "We are Empowered", "Nadine", "Count to Ten Start Again", "Biomechanical"), Writer ("Juicy Girls", "Rockability", "Hispanic Sunset", "A Man of My Word", "Sing A Happy Song", "Kerching!", "Mr Banner", "Arachnosex", "Stronger Every Day", "Mystique", "Plastic Love", "We are Empowered", "Nadine", "Count to Ten Start Again", "The Hammer Will Fall", "Biomechanical", "Lullaby", "Pulling Through") The Diva / The Jogger, Composer, Co-Producer, Performer ("Juicy Girls", "Rockability", "Hispanic Sunset", "Mr Banner", "Arachnosex", "Stronger Every Day", "Mystique", "Plastic Love", "We are Empowered", "Nadine", "Count to Ten Start Again", "Biomechanical"), Writer ("Juicy Girls", "Rockability", "Hispanic Sunset", "A Man of My Word", "Sing A Happy Song", "Kerching!", "Mr Banner", "Arachnosex", "Stronger Every Day", "Mystique", "Plastic Love", "We are Empowered", "Nadine", "Count to Ten Start Again", "The Hammer Will Fall", "Biomechanical", "Lullaby", "Pulling Through") See fewer	£160K
A Reasonably Good Bloke (2015) Mr. Allen Mr. Allen See fewer
Out (2014) (Short) - Mary, Performer ("Baby Shot An Arrow"), Writer ("Baby Shot An Arrow") Mary, Performer ("Baby Shot An Arrow"), Writer ("Baby Shot An Arrow") See fewer
It Melts (2013) (Short) - Ice Cream Man Ice Cream Man See fewer
Ephemeral Nature (2011) (Short) - Man Man See fewer	£500
Snow White: My Confidential Drawers (2004) (Short) - Snow-white, Associate Producer, Performer ("Cover To Cover", "Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps" (Quizás, Quizás, Quizás)), Writer ("Cover To Cover") Snow-white, Associate Producer, Performer ("Cover To Cover", "Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps" (Quizás, Quizás, Quizás)), Writer ("Cover To Cover") See fewer	£2K
Little Red Riding Hood: Uncensored (2003) (Short) - Little Red Riding Hood, Performer ("My Boy Lollipop") Little Red Riding Hood, Performer ("My Boy Lollipop") See fewer
Trouble on Earth (1998) Queen of the Aliens Queen of the Aliens See fewer

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Past Television (4 titles)	Episodes
London Calling (2015–2017) (TV Series) - Editor (37 episodes, 2015), Composer (37 episodes, 2015), Writer (creator) (37 episodes, 2015), Self - Host (37 episodes, 2015), Writer (37 episodes, 2015), … See more Editor (37 episodes, 2015), Composer (37 episodes, 2015), Writer (creator) (37 episodes, 2015), Self - Host (37 episodes, 2015), Writer (37 episodes, 2015), Producer (37 episodes, 2015), Writer ("Cornucopia Of Camp") (34 episodes, 2015), Performer ("You're There") (1 episode, 2015), Writer ("Cornucopia Of Camp", "You're There") (1 episode, 2015) See fewer Blooper Special (Apr 14, 2017) Season 3, Episode 13 - Self - Host, Composer, Editor, Producer, Writer (creator), Writer Self - Host, Composer, Editor, Producer, Writer (creator), Writer See fewer See more See fewer Loading	37
Xandermonium (2015–2017) (TV Series) - Segment Producer (37 episodes, 2015), Self - Segment Host (37 episodes, 2015), Writer (37 episodes, 2015) Segment Producer (37 episodes, 2015), Self - Segment Host (37 episodes, 2015), Writer (37 episodes, 2015) See fewer Episode #5.1 (Apr 14, 2017) Season 5, Episode 1 - Self - Segment Host, Segment Producer, Writer Self - Segment Host, Segment Producer, Writer See fewer See more See fewer Loading	37
Big Brother's Bit on the Side (2012–2013) (TV Series) - Self (24 episodes, 2012), Performer ("All About Tonight", "Time to Say Goodbye", "Didn't We Almost Have It All", "Gold", "Thank You for Being a Friend") (1 episode, 2012), Performer ("My Name Is Prince", "What's My Name?") (1 episode, 2012), Performer ("The Most Beautiful Girl in the World", "Bad Romance") (1 episode, 2012), Performer ("Frankie", "Invisible Touch") (1 episode, 2013), … See more Self (24 episodes, 2012), Performer ("All About Tonight", "Time to Say Goodbye", "Didn't We Almost Have It All", "Gold", "Thank You for Being a Friend") (1 episode, 2012), Performer ("My Name Is Prince", "What's My Name?") (1 episode, 2012), Performer ("The Most Beautiful Girl in the World", "Bad Romance") (1 episode, 2012), Performer ("Frankie", "Invisible Touch") (1 episode, 2013), Performer ("Do It Like a Dude") (1 episode, 2012), Performer ("You Came") (1 episode, 2012), Performer ("Against All Odds (Take a Look at Me Now)", "That's My Goal", "A Moment Like This", "Don't Stop Movin") (1 episode, 2013), Performer ("Chitty Chitty Bang Bang") (1 episode, 2013), Performer ("Sweet Caroline") (1 episode, 2012), Performer ("I Am What I Am", "Money, Money, Money") (1 episode, 2012), Performer ("Call Me Maybe") (1 episode, 2012), Performer ("So Macho", "You Can't Stop The Beat") (1 episode, 2012), Performer ("Express Yourself") (1 episode, 2012), Performer ("All That Jazz") (1 episode, 2012), Performer ("Shout") (1 episode, 2012), Performer ("Sleeping in My Car") (1 episode, 2013), Performer ("For Your Eyes Only") (1 episode, 2012), Performer ("What Makes You Beautiful", "Anything You Can Do") (1 episode, 2013), Performer ("The Boy Does Nothing") (1 episode, 2013), Performer ("Mamma Mia") (1 episode, 2012), Performer ("Let's Get Loud") (1 episode, 2012), Performer ("Two Can Play That Game") (1 episode, 2012), Performer ("Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go", "What's Love Got To Do With It", "Goldeneye", "These Boots Are Made for Walkin'", "We Don't Need Another Hero (Thunderdome)", "I'm In The Mood For Dancing", "The Best", "Through the Barricades", "Bad Guys") (1 episode, 2012), Performer ("Call Me") (1 episode, 2012) See fewer Episode dated 25 January 2013 (Jan 25, 2013) Self, Performer ("Against All Odds (Take a Look at Me Now)", "That's My Goal", "A Moment Like This", "Don't Stop Movin") (uncredited) Self, Performer ("Against All Odds (Take a Look at Me Now)", "That's My Goal", "A Moment Like This", "Don't Stop Movin") (uncredited) See fewer See more See fewer Loading	24
Tommy Steele in Search of Charlie Chaplin (1971) (TV Movie) - Young Charlie Chaplin Young Charlie Chaplin See fewer

Self (10 titles)
Troma Presents: Spidarlings Behind the Scenes (2018) (Short) - Self Self See fewer
Battle of Soho (2017) Self Self See fewer
London Calling (2015–2017) (TV Series) - Self - Host (37 episodes, 2015) Self - Host (37 episodes, 2015) See fewer Blooper Special (Apr 14, 2017) Season 3, Episode 13 - Self - Host Self - Host See fewer See more See fewer Loading
Xandermonium (2015–2017) (TV Series) - Self - Segment Host (37 episodes, 2015) Self - Segment Host (37 episodes, 2015) See fewer Episode #5.1 (Apr 14, 2017) Season 5, Episode 1 - Self - Segment Host Self - Segment Host See fewer See more See fewer Loading
Big Brother's Bit on the Side (2012–2013) (TV Series) - Self (24 episodes, 2012) Self (24 episodes, 2012) See fewer Episode dated 25 January 2013 (Jan 25, 2013) Self Self See fewer See more See fewer Loading
The Salon (2003) (TV Series) - Self (1 episode, 2003) Self (1 episode, 2003) See fewer Episode dated 17 December 2003 (Dec 17, 2003) Self Self See fewer
Clubavision (2000– ) (TV Series) - Self Self See fewer
Spotlight (1994– ) (TV Series) - Self Self See fewer
Trading Places (1992) (TV Special) - Self Self See fewer
Arena (1981) (TV Series) - Self (1 episode, 1981) Self (1 episode, 1981) See fewer Did You Miss Me...? (Apr 4, 1981) Season 6, Episode 15 - Self Self See fewer

Other (1 title)
Jeff Kristian: You're There (2015) (Music Video) - Jeff Kristian, Composer, Editor, Executive Producer, Performer ("You're There"), … See more Jeff Kristian, Composer, Editor, Executive Producer, Performer ("You're There"), Writer ("You're There"), Writer See fewer

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