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  • If a Thousand Clarinets (1965)
  • 136 min | Comedy, Fantasy, Musical
If a Thousand Clarinets (1965)
136 min | Comedy, Fantasy, Musical

A military base. An awkward soldier. A statue of Bach. And suddenly all guns in the area change into music instruments. Great mystery is immediately found by TV station. And soon the military base becomes a stage for huge TV show.
Writers
Ján Rohác (screenplay) | Jirí Suchý (play) (screenplay)
Composer
Cinematographer
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Status
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Updated Jan 29, 1965

Release date
Jan 29, 1965 (Czechoslovakia)

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Cast

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110 cast members
Name Known for
Jana Brejchová
Tereza - TV director Tereza - TV director   See fewer
Waldemar Matuska
Soldier Patrik Soldier Patrik   See fewer
Hana Hegerová
Singer Edita Singer Edita   See fewer
Eva Pilarová
Claudia - ward of pension Claudia - ward of pension   See fewer
Karel Gott
Benjamin Novák - singer Benjamin Novák - singer   See fewer
Jirí Suchý
Paratrooper #1 Paratrooper #1   See fewer
Jirí Slitr
Paratrooper #2 Paratrooper #2   See fewer
Pavlína Filipovská
Pavlína - ward of pension Pavlína - ward of pension   See fewer
Jirí Jelinek
Sergeant Nikolas Sergeant Nikolas   See fewer
Vlastimil Brodský
Colonel Korund Colonel Korund   See fewer
Martin Ruzek
War Minister War Minister   See fewer
Darek Vostrel
Fat major Fat major   See fewer
Václav Lohniský
Old Major Old Major   See fewer
Karel Mares
Lieutenant Lorenz Lieutenant Lorenz   See fewer
Rudolf Cortés
Officer Officer   See fewer
Otakar Zebrák
Adjutant Adjutant   See fewer
Jirí Bruder
Second lieutenant Max Second lieutenant Max   See fewer
Vladimír Hrabánek
Soldier Hubert Soldier Hubert   See fewer
Jirí Lír
Soldier George Soldier George   See fewer
Jan Pohan
Kraus - commander of commando Kraus - commander of commando   See fewer
Jirí Sasek
Soldier Láda Soldier Láda   See fewer
Karel Stedrý
Soldier Kadrnozka Soldier Kadrnozka   See fewer
Vlastimil Bedrna
Soldier Karel Soldier Karel   See fewer
Bohumil Smída
Chief of TV Chief of TV   See fewer
Evelyna Steimarová
Secretary of Chief of TV (as Evelyna Juhanová) Secretary of Chief of TV (as Evelyna Juhanová)   See fewer
Jirí Menzel
Deserter Schulze Deserter Schulze   See fewer
Juraj Herz
Soldier Kyncl Soldier Kyncl   See fewer
Dalibor Brázda
Conductor of violin company Conductor of violin company   See fewer
Vladislav Pietras
Professor Vavari Professor Vavari   See fewer
Antonín Sura
Soldier Tony Soldier Tony   See fewer
Zdenek Najman
Soldier Nena Soldier Nena   See fewer
Ivanka Fiserová
Eva - little girl Eva - little girl   See fewer
Ladislav Ocenásek
kluk Vágner u pomníku kluk Vágner u pomníku   See fewer
Majka Gillarova
Ward #2 Ward #2   See fewer
Jana Kopecká
Ward #3 Ward #3   See fewer
Nada Urbánková
Ward #7 Ward #7   See fewer
Vera Nerusilová
Governess #1 Governess #1   See fewer
Sylva Danícková
TV anchor TV anchor   See fewer
Klára Jerneková
Teacher #1 Teacher #1   See fewer
Susanna Martinková
Teacher #2 Teacher #2   See fewer
Ivan Fric
Cameraman Alex Cameraman Alex   See fewer
Jaroslav Franta
Cameraman Tony Cameraman Tony   See fewer
Petr Volf
Cameraman Robert Cameraman Robert   See fewer
Vojtech Kuthan
Assistent of camera Assistent of camera   See fewer
Pavel Smok
Choreograph Robins Choreograph Robins   See fewer
Ferdinand Havlík
Soldier / Musician Ferda Soldier / Musician Ferda   See fewer
Milan Kindl
Gustík - fat soldier Gustík - fat soldier   See fewer
Antonín Jedlicka
Warehouser Warehouser   See fewer
Vlastimil Canek
Driver of Krause Driver of Krause   See fewer
Zdenek Novotny
Soldier chez barbed wire Soldier chez barbed wire   See fewer
Lubomír Kostelka
Border guard Border guard   See fewer
Adolf Král
Johann Sebastian Bach (voice) Johann Sebastian Bach (voice)   See fewer
Jan Vostrcil
Bandmaster Bandmaster   See fewer
Ludek Hulan
Soldier - bassist #2 Soldier - bassist #2   See fewer
Václav Hybs
Soldier - conductor #1 Soldier - conductor #1   See fewer
Karel Krautgartner
Soldier - conductor #2 Soldier - conductor #2   See fewer
Karel Vlach
Soldier - conductor #3 Soldier - conductor #3   See fewer
Jiri Baur
Soldier - musician #1 Soldier - musician #1   See fewer
Karel Hála
Soldier - musician #2 Soldier - musician #2   See fewer
Ladislav Staidl
Soldier - musician #3 Soldier - musician #3   See fewer
Milan Dvorák
Soldier - pianist #1 Soldier - pianist #1   See fewer
Rudolf Rokl
Soldier - pianist #2 Soldier - pianist #2   See fewer
Eugen Jegorov
Soldier - saxophonist Soldier - saxophonist   See fewer
Miroslav Moravec
Soldier of the gate Soldier of the gate   See fewer
Helena Koudelková-Kaftani
Danseuse #2 Danseuse #2   See fewer
Milena Zahrynowska
Danseuse #3 Danseuse #3   See fewer
Rudolf Brom
Dancer #1 Dancer #1   See fewer
Jaroslav Cejka
Dancer #2 Dancer #2   See fewer
Jirí Kaftan
Dancer #3 Dancer #3   See fewer
Jaromir Petrik
Dancer #4 Dancer #4   See fewer
Josef Pivonka
Dancer #5 Dancer #5   See fewer
Jan S. Kolár
General #1 General #1   See fewer
Emanuel Kovarík
General #2 General #2   See fewer
Karel Peyr
General #3 General #3   See fewer
Jaroslav Vlk
General #4 General #4   See fewer
Václav Wasserman
General #5 General #5   See fewer
Zdenek Braunschläger
Soldier #1 Soldier #1   See fewer
Petr Brozek
Soldier #2 Soldier #2   See fewer
Karel Hovorka
Soldier #4 Soldier #4   See fewer
Vladimir Linka
Soldier #5 Soldier #5   See fewer
Pavel Rubes
Soldier #6 Soldier #6   See fewer
Pavel Sedlacek
Soldier #7 Soldier #7   See fewer
Miloslav Sindler
Soldier #8 (as Miroslav Sindler) Soldier #8 (as Miroslav Sindler)   See fewer
Jan Vala
Soldier #9 Soldier #9   See fewer
Jirí Zobac
TV sound engineer TV sound engineer   See fewer
Karel Adam
General General   See fewer
Marcela Batková
Tanecnice Tanecnice   See fewer
Jana Heyduková
Actress Actress   See fewer
Jana Hladká
Actress Actress   See fewer
Miroslav Kozeluh
Voják-hudebník Voják-hudebník   See fewer
Lilka Rocáková
Actress Actress   See fewer
Josef Sulc
Editor Editor   See fewer
Eva Vísková
Actress Actress   See fewer
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