Eddie Lyons was one supreme beam of satisfaction until Mrs. Moran became converted to "suffragettitis". It was inevitable that she should do this because she had already subjugated her husband into a state of innocuous desuetude. If she ...See moreEddie Lyons was one supreme beam of satisfaction until Mrs. Moran became converted to "suffragettitis". It was inevitable that she should do this because she had already subjugated her husband into a state of innocuous desuetude. If she had not been slightly broader than she was tall, she would have worn the pants but, under the circumstances, it was impossible because unbecoming. Moran put up with discomfort because he knew no better, but when Mrs. Moran enlisted in the suffragette ranks, she started a strike which called for a revolution and Eddie got busy with an improvised crowbar which broke the strike in short order. Written by
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