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and i loved and i loved and i lost you

having such an obvious favorite character trope is life ruining bro

i can’t say shit about liking a character that acts slightly in a very specific way without being hit with a tidal wave of “of course you would” to live is to suffer


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mech-sh4rk asked:

GET BOOPED BITCH #LMAOOOO

I will use you to get all three of the badges just watch

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

  • Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real
  • There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations
  • Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that
  • The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.
  • There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)
  • The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.
  • Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.
  • Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

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Like to charge, reblog to cast

hello jay’s mutuals

I am the funny

You can’t let this stupid ass evil world rob you of your vibe don’t let them do that to u

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I taught that man everything he knows

reblog if the first musical you listened to was not Hamilton

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๐Ÿ’› The Boi ๐Ÿ’›

Hello, hope y'all are doing well! (^^)/

Wanted to make a quick post to let y'all know that my annual January curse has breeched containment and I'm currently in the middle of organizing sudden household repairs and unexpected medical appointments and miscellaneous stress sgdfgh-- ๐Ÿซ 

All that to say: no new video this week while I'm stuck grappling with all of the above sgdfksfd -- but here's a doodle of Heartless in the meantime! I wanna figure out a more solid design for his ghouls ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ‘ป

I had an idea randomly and I made it true

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REMINDER: the part of a comb jelly that looks like a mouth is in fact a mouth

Turns out I do need to clarify that these particular comb jellies are actually not filter feeders :)

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these are also the true actual first animal group thatโ€™s ever thought to have existed; comb jellies or ctenophores are survivors from the *ediacaran,* the point in time where we canโ€™t even guess what kind of animal most of the fossils are. But, maybe all of them were just wacky shaped comb jellies???? we will never know. this one ate them all.

CTENOPOG

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this post is exclusively for people with dirty rooms

this post is specifically for people who know their room is a mess, but their brain won't let them clean it. this post is for you. I love you and I see you

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PEDRO PASCAL
โ€” 30th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards (Feb 24, 2024)

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