me and the gobs went into the darkness and came back burdened by knowledge untold AMA

Where do goblins come from?

we spawn in your walls

What are goblins descended from?

Older goblins

Woah mama what about Goblin Elvis

he’s evil evil evil as can be

Woah mama, no elvis is evil, does he eat his fellow goblins or

no he doesnt eat goblins but he’s lookin for trouble and he’s in the right place

Woah mama, bring him to the lucky 38 we'll teach him to elvis properly

He was born standing up and talking back, Goblin Elvis doesn’t need lucky 38

Woah mama sounds like you want a pelvis special(a bullet)

ʷᵒᵃʰ ᵐᵃᵐᵃ ᵍᵒᵇˡᶦⁿ ᴱˡᵛᶦˢ ᵗᵒᵒᵏ ᵐʸ ᵛᵒᶜᵃˡ ᶠᵒˡᵈˢ

Reblog to come play this stupid homemade board game we're all making.

Meow Mama ill play this stupid homemade board game with the elvisverse

Yo fella I'll bring the snacks, I am ready to play uh huh

woah mama i'll handle the music

Woah meowma this sounds fun

w0ah mama, i mean they. ive got drinks

wii mama, with so many Elvii in one place, maybe I can get a Streetpass

Snoah snama, it took a while but i'm here now

Woah mama it’s planting time, hum hum hum

Snoah snapa I snought the snexterminator got you. Snummina snummina snummina

ʷᵒᵃʰ ᵐᵃᵐᵃ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ˡᵉᵃᵛᵉ ᵐᵉ ᵒᵘᵗ