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“If you died, the world would blur.”
— Adam Sackler, Girls, Season 3: Deep Inside
Tagged: Blur, dead, World
“I don't catalog my mind. It's unhealthy.”
— Adam Sackler, Girls, Season 3: Truth or Dare
Tagged: Mind, unhealthy
“Basically it’s been a very sexually adventurous time for me. I’m alternating nights of freedom with nights of academic focus. So at the end of my senior year, I will have had both experiences while also still being super well prepared for the professional world.”
— Shoshanna Shapiro, Girls, Season 3: Females Only
Tagged: Sexually Adventurous, Academics, Life Balance
“It's like my worst nightmare as a kid, being the last one to be picked up from like school or some social event. Then all these adults know about your sad home life and your irresponsible parents.”
— Hannah Horvath, Girls, Season 2: Video Games
Tagged: Bad Parenting, Worst Nightmare
“Hannah: You don't have a plan.

Marnie: I think maybe that's a good thing for me.”
— Marnie Michaels, Girls, Season 1: She Did
Tagged: Planning Ahead, spontaneity
“I've never been as miserable in my life.”
— Marnie Michaels, Girls, Season 1: Weirdos Need Girlfriends Too
Tagged: Miserable, Moping
“I'd say in some ways he's the most mature person I've ever met and in other ways he's not yet been born.”
— Hannah Horvath, Girls, Season 3: Incidentals
Tagged: maturity, Immaturity
“It's really amazing that all three of you have accomplished so little in the four years since college.”
— Shoshanna Shapiro, Girls, Season 3: She Said OK
Tagged: College, No Accomplishments
“My recent hijinks have really taken a toll on my GPA!”
— Shoshanna Shapiro, Girls, Season 3: Only Child
Tagged: GPA, Bad Grades
“There are certain people who are meant to remain in your past. I made a mistake trying to repurpose you.”
— Hannah Horvath, Girls, Season 2: It's a Shame About Ray
Tagged: Ex-Boyfriends, Keep The Past In The Past
“I feel like I hold the keys to the prison that is my mind.”
— Hannah Horvath, Girls, Season 3: Females Only
Tagged: My Mind Is A Prison, key to happiness
“I know I always said he was murdery in a sexy way, but maybe he's murdery in a murder way.”
— Hannah Horvath, Girls, Season 2: I Get Ideas
Tagged: murderer, Sexy
“Holding on to toxic relationships is what keeps us from growing.”
— Adam Sackler, Girls, Season 1: She Did
Tagged: Toxic Relationships, Growth
“That isn't fun for me, being the uptight girl. I hate it.”
— Marnie Michaels, Girls, Season 1: Weirdos Need Girlfriends Too
Tagged: Uptight, Uptight Girls
“ Your boyfriend should kill himself. You deserve it.”
— Jessa Johansson, Girls, Season 1: Leave Me Alone
Tagged: Suicide, Kill Himself
“I'm like the least virginy virgin ever.”
— Shoshanna Shapiro, Girls, Season 1: Hannah's Diary
Tagged: virgin, Virginity
“You're going to be fine. crack can be really fun, under the right circumstances, and it only lasts a little while and I'll take care of you. I will be your crack spirit guide.”
— Jessa Johansson, Girls, Season 1: Welcome to Bushwick a.k.a. The Crackcident
Tagged: Drugs, Crack, Spirit Guides
“You know what I'm going to do from now on, ask people if they're gay before I have sex with them.”
— Hannah Horvath, Girls, Season 1: All Adventurous Women Do
Tagged: Sex, gay, LGBT
“Marnie: I was just thinking, I've been sexually irresponsible enough in my life thus far that I should have gotten pregnant by now and I never have. Like, I get my period at the same time, on the same day, of every monthly cycle, my entire life, like it's never strayed from that.

Hannah: Then you're really lucky. I never know when I'm going to get my period and it's always a surprise and that's why all my underwear are covered in weird stains.”
— Hannah Horvath, Girls, Season 1: Vagina Panic
Tagged: period, Time Of The Month
“Hannah: Didn't you say that texting was the lowest form of communication on the pillar of chat?

Marine: The totem of chat. No, the lowest, that would be Facebook, following by gchat, then texting, then email, then phone. Face to face is of course ideal, but it's not of this time.”
— Hannah Horvath, Girls, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Texting, Facebook, Form Of Communication
“Hannah: I have a very bad fear of AIDS.

Gynecologist: Have you known someone with AIDS?

Hannah: It's more of a Forrest Gump based fear. That's what Robin Wright Penn's character died of.”
— Hannah Horvath, Girls, Season 1: Vagina Panic
Tagged: AIDS, Gynecologist, Forrest Gump
“No one could ever hate me as much as I hate myself, okay? So any mean thing someone’s gonna think of to say about me, I’ve already said to me, about me, probably in the last half-hour!”
— Hannah Horvath, Girls, Season 1: Leave Me Alone
Tagged: Self-hatred
“I can never tell if guys are attractive in a loserly way or if they’re just losers.”
— Hannah Horvath, Girls, Season 5: Hello Kitty
Tagged: Attractive, losers
“Is this the game? You chase me like I’m the fucking Beatles for six months and then when I finally get comfortable with things you wanna shrug?”
— Adam Sackler, Girls, Season 1: She Did
Tagged: The Beatles, comfortable, Shrug
“Re: the threesome, I have enough trouble focusing where to place my attention on one person’s body.”
— Hannah Horvath, Girls, Season 2: Bad Friend
Tagged: threesomes
“Why didn't you stand up for me? Why weren't you there? Why can't you do one single thing you say you're going to do? You act like you want me to come see you, but you don't know how to have me here. You don't know how to deal with it. You don't know to even have a conversation with me.”
— Jessa Johansson, Girls, Season 2: Video Games
Tagged: Fatherhood, resentment
“I don’t like women telling other women what to do or how to do it or when to do it.”
— Jessa Johansson, Girls, Season 1: All Adventurous Women Do
Tagged: Bossy
“It's hard to tell someone so young that things don't always end up the way you thought they'd be.”
— Ray Ploshansky, Girls, Season 2: Boys
Tagged: Youth, Idealism, Disappointment
“When we are together, he's SO there, and he's SO present, and then... he disappears for two weeks, and doesn't answer any of my text messages, and I feel as though I invented him.”
— Hannah Horvath, Girls, Season 2: I Get Ideas
Tagged: Ghosting, Text Messages
“It’s like, ‘Sorry I passed you an STD but I really enjoy your quirky web presence.’”
— Hannah Horvath, Girls, Season 1: All Adventurous Women Do
Tagged: STDs, Quirky, Apologies
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