egberts:

striders:

egberts:

i’m making alana listen to stuck in the drive thru by weird al and she has no prior knowledge of this song or that it’s 11 minutes long

about 8 minutes in i said “this is the longest goddamn song in the fucking world” and courtney looked at me like i was insane and said “it’s only 3 minutes?” and i BELIEVED THEM

PRANK’D

silverhawk:

the water opossum is such a top tier animal tbfh

theyre such lil gremlins. i love them.

(via citizen-canine)

ommanyte:

yo what are you always so stressed about?

me:

(via lyraeon)

cardassiansunrise:

unmutekurloz:

phanstop:

wontforgets:

snowwanderer:

jeanqueerschtein:

kohai-san:

fuck-you-im-australian:

mr-egbutt:

residentevils:

when u accidently type me instead of my 

accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”

accidentally typing olay instead of okay

accidentally typing “oy” instead of yo

accidentally typing “god” instead of “good”

accidentally typing ‘thy’ instead of ‘they’

accidentally typing “beliebe” instead of “believe”

typing “hte” instead of “the” 

typing “laso” instead of “also”

typing “oaky” instead of “okay”

(via colinschest)

rue-by-another-name:

for years i have lived this lie telling everyone i am allergic to peanuts because i hate the smell of peanut butter and don’t really like peanut butter that much but whenever i used to tell people i don’t like peanut butter they’d get all defensive like “peanut butter is amazing how do you not like it?!” and then i’d have to go into this whole thing to defend my taste buds.

but then i got tired of it and started telling people that i’m just allergic to peanuts because that way it’s not my fault that i hate the smell of peanut butter - it’s now like i’m a sad little baby who will never get to taste peanut butter ever in her life and everyone feels sad for me.

but the problem is that i really love peanut m&ms and so now i can only eat peanut m&ms when i’m at home in secret. the only person who knows my lie is my husband. and so at work this evening we had a small celebration for someone and they had peanut m&ms and i really wanted some but obviously couldn’t eat them in public because then people would know my peanut secret. 

and so when we got home after work my husband tipped his jacket over and emptied his pockets and at least thirty or so peanut m&ms fell out of his pockets and he whispered, “i was sneakily accumulating them all night for you because i could see the pain in your eyes.”

and if that isn’t love then i don’t know what is. 

(via letsboldlygomotherfuckers)

iguanamouth:

bakuryuuha:

THE FACT THAT THERE’S PEOPLE WHO ARE AFRAID OF SNAKES MAKES ME SO SAD I MEAN

look again

(via letsboldlygomotherfuckers)

ontheedgeoftears:

SV is such an awesome game but like let’s be real there are some things missing and these are some of my ideas:

• so i dont know if im the only one but i feel like the relationships aren’t that great? like the dialogue needs some work, and there should be more scenes w/ bachelors/ettes and non bachelors/ettes!!
  
• be able to send other villagers mail! I would love to send friends as much stuff as they send me!
• add a place to set up a “shop” that you can use to sell items to the people in town! And if you sell stuff that certain people like, their hearts go up or something
  
• Have more dialogue with personal character questions, and have the townspeople bring that same answer up later
• place to buy a jukebox for you house? I want to play music!
• let townspeople visit your farm!! Have your farmer give a tour or something!
• i know there’s a mod for it but have the wizard sell you a character change/styler for your house
• obvi multiplayer
• MAKE THE KIDS GROW UP!! I can’t stress how much i loved this in previous harvest moon games! I want my kids to help around the farm or follow a career of art with leah as a mentor or music with sam!! this would be super cool to see!
• more dialogue with spouse! I married abigail because i loved her characteristics and dialogue, but i feel like she lost that once i married her (she didnt have that much to begin with but still,,)
• speaking of spouses, ENOUGH WITH THE DROPPING DREAMS. I hate seeing how certain spouses stop what they want to do just to marry you. Like, shane should own his own coop on you farm, seb should have a garage extension where he works on his motorcycle and sometimes isn’t there because he’s “riding” it, leah works on art in a separate building, etc
• i want to have anniversary cutscenes with my partner!
• also cutscenes for birthdays/giving presents with spouse and kids!
• ((the farmer should have a birthday too))
• more furniture
• allow you to get a dog/cat that you didn’t have later in the game, or other random pets
• rival marriages (except for clint- he sucks) or at least show the townspeople growing as well, following careers etc
• make one of the big tasks to build linus a house or something! like a small shed or house similar to the farmer’s in the beginning

WOW okay i wrote down a lot more than expected! If anyone has any other ideas feel free to add them (i might add some more too :O)!

jidashia:

Grandpa Friend™:

- almost always grumpy
- bad at showing affection but cares about their friends a lot
- “what did you say?”, “Sorry i didn’t hear that, can you repeat it?”
- often reminisces about their youth (even though they’re probably only in their twenties. Alternatively: “kids these days…”)
- too old for this shit (see above)
- totally not down with the youth
- bad back (and everything else hurts too)
- likes to complain

(via bihexualfaerie)