Octopus and Butterfly - Willhelm Lucas von Cranach
Item: Brooch of the Tentacled Butterfly; allows the wearer to summon butterflies with tentacles at will. The creatures do not obey commands and enjoy touching brightly colored objects and creatures in search of nectar.
Item: mirror in which Tumblr and DeviantArt admins trapped a bunch of Onceler knockoff OCs back in 2013-15–but the seal is starting to fade, and they don’t like being forgotten. Don’t worry…how bad can it be?
I’m just doing what comes naturally
The axe/shotgun: this is still the same tool for chopping firewood, but with a cartridge amplifier.
Item: axe that uses shotgun cartridges to add power to its strikes
The Mystery Of The Singing Serpent
Author: M. V. Carey & Robert Arthur.
Publisher: Armada Books.
Date: 1976.
Artist:
https://flic.kr/p/2qtsLu5
Item: potion that allows fire-cobras to break out into song like Michigan J. Frog
fighting art block with silly little projects like this Teapot Animal, sipping from your cup. i finally got to experiment with gold leaf on a bjd & that was a lot of fun.
Item: Teapot Animal
Warning that every flaccid member across the globe now represented a ticking time bomb in his hands, cackling Hims CEO Joseph Ludlum released a statement Friday in which he threatened to pull a switch that would activate all the world’s erections at once.
In the three-minute video address, which was broadcast suddenly to millions of screens across the planet, Ludlum dared world leaders to question his resolve and stood before a massive electrically charged array that he referred to as the Universal Engorgement Generator. Sources confirmed that as energy crackled through the minimalist, pastel-colored laboratory in the recording, Ludlum insisted that only if his demands were met could the planet avoid the mass chaos that would ensue if the genitals of countless men were to grow harder than anyone could ever imagine.
Item: the Universal Engorgement Generator, an electrical device capable of simultaneously activating everyone to have ever taken a particular brand of erectile disfunction medication
Item: Charizard-shaped Flamin’ Hot Cheeto, valuable to collectors of both Pokemon memorabilia and of oddly-shaped Cheetos
~ Vegetable Patch Hats, Everywoman's Magazine, 1954
Which vegetable will you wear today?
Tomato Basque? Lettuce Chou? No? Perhaps a Squash Pancake or Broccoli Turban is more your style? Of course an Eggplant Pixie is good for any occasion and you can't go wrong with an Artichoke Fez.
Item: fashionable vegetable hats
feralarsonistschewingsand asked:
From Facebook marketplace
shiftythrifting answered:
😬
- Admin Ten
Item: something like a cross between a burlap sack and a limbless gimp suit, stuffed with an unknown substance with an upside-down label that simply says “MONS”
Item: Spik-R Deluxe Leather Jacket covered in spikes
Hey, $400 might sound expensive, but they have to kill an entire Spikor for each one. That’s the price for fashion
Real world side note, this is from Bull Airs, a company that mainly sells $400 custom-painted Air Jordans, which is apparently something that some people have money for, and currently has a collection of unlicensed He-Man-inspired designs, again, costing $400. The Castle GreatShoe hoodie is even funnier than the Spikor jacket, but I didn’t think the concept lineart carried the same weight as the photo.
Item: Spik-R Deluxe Leather Jacket covered in spikes
Gothic Hearse “Carthedral”
Street legal 1971 Cadillac made by Rebecca Caldwell
Item: mobile dark chapel
