𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐁𝐎𝐓𝐇 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐃 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐔𝐍 Yandere Best Friends x Reader
⟡ AN: I genuinely think writing this fic took years off of my lifespan. i had to learn how to write a fight scene for this. Pls pls pls show this story love bc it fucked me in the ass, mouth and pussy. ⟡ TW: 18+ ONLY, NON-CON, GRAPHIC DEPICTIONS OF VIOLENCE, blood mention, horror, gun violence, fingering, angst, tension up the wazoo, a mediocre fight scene,
December 31st, 11:57 PM
stupid 1: this is literally torture
Me: theres three minutes left. chill
stupid 1: i hope my soulmate is cute :)
stupid 2: 10 bucks she walks out when she sees your pokemon card collection
stupid 1: i hope you fall down the stairs
You snort, turning your phone off and flopping down onto your bed. Your two best friends have been at it all night. All month, actually. The amount of times you’ve heard the “It’s all fun and games until your mom’s name shows up on my wrist,” joke is kind of pathetic.
Outside your bedroom window you can see the silhouette of your next door neighbor—stupid one—pacing up and down his bedroom. Watching the clock with bated breath just like every other twenty-one year old man in the world right now.
Stupid two is likely doing the same thing across town. The two of them have been friends so long that they’ve adopted each other's mannerisms—be that for better or worse—they can be pretty gross at times. You can’t say anything, though. You’ve probably adopted some of them too considering you’ve been following them around since kindergarten.
Unlike your friends, you’ve been lying around bored all night. A name won’t appear on your wrist at midnight—you’ll probably never even know who your soulmate is. Women don’t get a name until they consummate the relationship, so you'll sit pretty tonight and watch the idiots lose their minds
Not that you really want to.
