Not only did I miraculously survive the first assassination you all know about, I also survived the assassination attempt on that other impostor too
I should also note in adding onto this, that the first time a False Dmitry got killed, the Russians loaded his corpse into a cannon and fired it away. The Second False Dmitry claimed not only to be the original Prince Dmitry Ivanovich but also the one who got fired out of a cannon. There were at least four False Dmitrys who tried to rule Russia between 1605 and 1612. Eventually, Russians decided to canonize the original Dmitry (who I should note died at age 8) to prevent any further False Dmitrys because now if anyone where to try to pretend to be Dmitry they would be accused of heresy.
The good news: you get to pick your new soulmate! (You can define “soulmate” however you want: platonic/romantic/partners in crime/etc. But they will be in your life, constantly.)
The bad news: you don’t get to pick where they come from.
Spin this wheel until you get a fandom with characters that you recognize. As soon as you do, stop. One of those people* is going to be a constant presence in your life, whether you like it or not. So choose wisely.
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