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A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding…Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?Officer : Ma'am, you were speeding. #funny, #joke, #humor

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He turns on his flashlight and proceeds to the family room where he intends to start bagging small items and work his way up to the big items. While he is beginning to collect valuables, he hears a voice... “Jesus is watching.” This startles the burglar, who quickly glances around with...

A teacher asks her class a math question and one of her students gives her the wrong answer. The reason for his answer is priceless... - funny short story

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.“I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the .. #funny, #joke, #humor

This is one such story.The Captain called the Sergeant in“Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones' mother died yesterday. You better go tell him and send him in to see me.” #funny, #joke, #humor

The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?” No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, “You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the […]

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Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 storeas they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, “wouldn't a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?”The seco.. #funny, #joke, #humor

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