It's been said before but I will always maintain that kingdom hearts is peak because it spends two games building up the villains as a powerful group of mysterious, unfeeling humanoids who will stop at nothing to achieve their goals, only to reveal one game later that they're actually all coworkers who live together in a hype house, hate their boss, and have sitcom-level interpersonal drama
anyone else get embarrassed when their self indulgent daydreams are like too self-indulgent? like oh jeez the telepaths are going to judge me
Sentences that explain like 70% of America
(lmao prev)
choose your gender:
- god
- telepath
- 4th wall
been watching livestreams of US news channels lately and
1) they have a LOT of commercial breaks
2) i didnβt realize that ads for medicine were actually like this
ppl keep reblogging this and asking βwell what are the medicine ads like in your countryβ and likeβ¦there arenβt any? Itβs literally illegal to advertise prescription medicine here?
All of America: God I wish that were me
Do not take Sybelifex if you are allergic to Sybelifex.
Paper Tower ~ Poland (2023) by Michal Jancek β Ivy transforms factory into giant woodland mushroom
this is literally what i think of when seeing 80% of girls/boys memes
trans people will literally go βi have a complicated relationship with my history with gender and sometimes see it as a gender i βused to beβ and i donβt really look like a cis person of either gender and i donβt think i can fit it into simple categoriesβ and everyone will spontaneously combust
i remember being at some lgbtqia+ group when i was at an all girlβs school and i was one of two trans people, i was the only butch or even vaguely masculine person in the room, and i said something along the lines of βi consider myself a guy who used to be a girlβ and five minutes later one of my friends(if you would say that ig) went βyeah so he was always a boy, he just didnβt know it yetβ about me. and i had to stand there like What Did I Just Say. Can Anyone Hear Me
now i make posts like βsometimes trans men used to be girls and sometimes trans women used to be boys and itβs ok if we think about it like thatβ and everyone immediately acts like they want me dead