
the internet these days is insane because every 3-5 days you see an honest to god neuron-rewiring video produced by some rando with too much free time, and it's so fucking good that you know would have been its own entire meme for MONTHS in 2005. but we're so saturated with phds in breaking bad editing so you can't go into work like "hey did you see The Bear No Rush video game?" because nobody has any idea what you're talking about. back in my day we watched 1 blurry video of a guy doing the Numa Numa Dance and it sustained all of society for an entire year.
Waiting for Chapelle Roan to get old enough to start singing about the back pain she's getting from whatever fucking pretzel ass posture she has in the chorus of Casual
"knee deep in the passenger seat" girl HOW
I know she's really short but you're telling me you're on your knees in the foot space of the passenger seat and you're still bending your head down to pussy level?
Girl you need to fuck more ergonomically I'm saying this for your own good
That's what I'm SAYING like I had a whole ass mattress pad in the back of my Subaru outback for MONTHS and slept on it a lot, you're telling me you're instead choosing a position where you can bang your head wrong and your whole ass insurance and registration will flop out from a compartment over you?
Based on a true story
Oog that was kind of a big lunch..... Really satisfying though
Nap time....
bread, they could never make me hate you baby
St Cunthony of Servington