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So uh this is something to seriously be paying attention to if you aren’t already

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how did the secret service manage to go to this guy’s house and workplace in five hours, with an entire dossier on his life? sounds like bullshit tbh

it’s admittedly hard to weigh how unbelievable the story is against the fact that there’s been a vast domestic spying program for the past 20 years that has only intensified in the social media age

Whether this is true or not, I’m gonna be that guy on this post and say this person fucked up by talking to these agents. Like why answer all those questions? Why explain yourself? You’ve now cooperated with law enforcement and possibly put people you’re connected to in danger. They were on a fishing mission and you gave them enough fish to eat for days.

For those that don’t know, if any law enforcement, federal or local comes to your door, there are only 4 things you should ever say to them:

1) I’m going to remain silent

2) I do not consent to a search

3) am I being detained?

4) I want to speak to a lawyer

Cops will use any info you give them about yourself against you and your community. If you don’t care about your own safety, I really hope you stay silent at least for the people connected to you. Cops will use this info to map communities and figure out connections and try to break up movements.

Literally don’t care if you think it’s funny to argue with cops about your ideology or prove something to them. Don’t fucking do it. You’re literally just cooperating with the state.

Good info but also make sure you explicitly say “I INVOKE my right to a lawyer/attorney”, if you just say “i want” a lawyer, that can be and has in the past been used as evidence of guilt

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I know I posted a draft of this yesterday but this is better actually

[ID: a 5x5 grid with the caption “sea shanty generator”. The top X axis is captioned “I am” with the options “horny” “mean” “sad” “drunk” “gay. The Y axis is captioned "about” with the options “boats” “my friends” “the captain” “the fair bonny shores of home” “treasure”. End ID]

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Some preliminary entries just from my most listened. Yes my favourite sea shanties are all mean and gay because I have taste

[ID: the grid has been partially filled in with shanty titles. Barett’s privateers is in I am mean about boats, drunken sailor is in mean about my friends, leaver her, johnny is in gay about boats, don’t forget your old ship mate is in gay about my friends, and handsome cabin boy is in gay about the captain]

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OP this is wonderful and i added some

Fucking awesome, might it add

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mikeyfriskeyhands:

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

every time we serve chicken at work i think of this post

1.  If you were wondering, you can type the numbers in the works cited into google and they appear to be medical journal articles about using medical imaging to detect and diagnose a rare form of Gastritis.

2. Please enjoy the offical powerpoint presentation of this paper at an academic conference by the original author, complete with Q&A:

THIS IS GOLD

oh m god please watch the video it’s some of the most contagious laughter on the planet

When I saw this cross my dash tonight, I smiled and thought “yess, the chicken chicken chicken post, I get to reblog it again and inflict it on all of the people that have followed me since last time”, and then I scrolled down more and to my utter delight there was A VIDEO, needless to say my night has been made

I HAVE NOT SEEN THE CHICKEN VIDEO IN TEN DAMN YEARS HOLY SHIT

STILL FUNNY

The bell

The last question

The woman howling in laughter 90% of the time

It’s all beautiful

It’s all

So beautiful

I love that he was absolutely 100% prepared for a question in chickenese.

“I do not feel capable summarizing this article”

Same

“any questions?”

“If you do something three times, it’s funny. If you do it four or five times, it’s not funny anymore. But if you do it fifteen, sixteen, seventeen times, it gets REALLY funny.”
-Tim Conway-

needtherapy:

marisatomay:

ruth bader ginsburg has died. call your senators and remind them over and over and over again of mitch mcconnell’s own rule to not replace supreme court justices in a presidential election year. call them as many times as it takes until they agree to not fill the seat until 2021.
202-224-3121

this this this. a phone call means so much more than an email. public representatives hate angry constituents, and they hate hearing from them in person. if you can, if you at ALL can, please call.

@beautyschoolmakeout
How Often To Clean Your House (aka Being An Adult)

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Sprinkles And Crafts: A Food, DIY And Lifestyle Blog.

As an adult in honestly feeling attacked right now

You want me to clean my coffeemaker and squeegee the goddamn shower walls ON A DAILY BASIS???

dealing with the worst case scenario

ginger-ale-official:

spidersilkties:

ginger-ale-official:

Men should be required to make their animal crossing villager sleep on a mattress on the floor until they get a bed frame irl

im not a man but i sleep on a mattress on the floor bc i roll out of bed in the middle of the night and this way i just keep sleeping instead of being concussed am i valid

U need a crib bro

I made my own bed frame with drawers.

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Holy shit…. Never Again Action (the group who started #JewsAgainstICE) had an ICE detention truck drive through them while they were shutting down Wayne Detention Center in Rhode Island this evening (August 14th).

Like they were holding the line across the entry gate and refusing to let night shift guards in and a massive truck just, fucking, drove up to them then slowed as the protestors got up from where they were sitting, alarmed, then the truck accelerated into people.

It doesn’t seem like there are any serious injuries. The people who were around the truck after it stopped accelerating into people were pepper sprayed.

EDIT: Wyatt ICE Detention Center, not Wayne

SOURCE: Never Again Action’s twitter livestream of the action and the car attack

The truck was driven by an ICE guard.

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As this information is publicly available, the law in the US does not consider this doxxing, which is why it was on twitter on the first place. Here’s the guy.

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Its the same people. If you can stomach working for ICE its because you’re a right-wing fascist. Same tactics, different day.

Fun fact, y’all!! Jewish protesters have been surrounding and shutting down ICE detention centers for weeks now, and we’re getting absolutely NO media coverage. None. In the slightest. And by jewish protesters I mean THOUSANDS OF US HAVE BEEN PROTESTING FOR NIGHTS ON END AND OVER 250 HAVE BEEN ARRESTED AT THIS POINT AND WE ARE GETTING ZERO COVERAGE. This is probably the biggest protest movement in american jewish history and it’s getting no coverage. We got hit with a truck DRIVEN BY A DETENTION CENTER GUARD and pepper sprayed and many people ended up in the hospital - one man in his sixties has a broken leg and a potentially broken back because of it. PLEASE REBLOG THIS. THOUSANDS OF YOUR JEWISH SIBLINGS ARE TRYING TO SHUT DOWN THE CENTERS AND WE’RE GETTING ZERO COVERAGE. PLEASE PLEASE SPREAD THIS AROUND.

phoenixx2709:

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Ahaha this crossover is so good😂😂😂💫

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