http://archiveofourown.org/users/samanthahirr/

ninjasmudge:

ninjasmudge:

worlds slowest fanfic author tries really really hard

everyone in the notes we are all holding hands. everyone who hasnt worked on a wip in weeks or months or years, its okay. we are going slow but we are going

gods-special-little-lobotomite:

gods-special-little-lobotomite:

gods-special-little-lobotomite:

gods-special-little-lobotomite:

bro no i swear im not a masochist i just fucked up my parry timing. i just fucked up my parry timing is all. hit me again im ready this time

ow. ow ok that time you did something different. your stance was different. what? no im fine im not even bleeding that much. come on bro hit me again. no im fine cmon

ow. ow owww ow. ok ok you’re right i didn’t even try to parry it that time i was just kind of standing there looking in your eyes so what. i was. i was just letting you practice your swings. yeah. what? yeah you have nice eyes. theyre lovely. no i dont want to stop i need to learn how to parry enemy attacks cmon. no i dont need a break cmon. hit me in the face this time

no im not “”“"hard”“”“