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Hate it when you're wearing "military-esque" clothing like camo pants or combat boots and some old vet asks you if you're from a military family like fuck off papa war crimes I'm appropriating your culture here.
When I’m wearing military aesthetic this is what I mean:
every so often I come across a kink post about like being kidnapped and tortured or held at gunpoint or begging for ones life for sexual purposes and I understand its going for a very haggard frail thing being taken advantage of vibe but in my mental image it really just comes off the same as that picture of wolverine strapped to a nuke
ideal sexual encounter for people whose username is something like snuffpuppy
This is the funniest image I’ve seen in years like this is probably the very worst thing that could possibly happen to anyone ever and the artist somehow perfectly conveyed the correct level of emotion he’d be feeling like dude it’s over but what else are you supposed to do
me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty
the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.
me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right
the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy
Hello?
just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before
We will meet here again on that day. This is my sacred promise to you.
im incredibly conflicted by the phrase ‘the question is not who will let me but who will stop me’ because on one hand its so fucking raw and powerful but on the other hand it’s derived from ayn rand but on yet another hand the first and primary time ive ever seen it was on a picture of a lawnmower flying through the sky which is the perfect level of absurd and nonsensical that would piss ayn rand off
reblog to piss off ayn rands ghost
Marisa Allasio (Italian actress) surrounded by priests, Italy, 1957 - by Pierluigi Praturlon (1924 - 1999, Italian
Skinny people will be like im cold
Skinny people will see someone say literally anything about skinny people and be like I have to tell everyone im skinny right now or I will DIE
hey btw if you make a post about skinny people and then skinny people reply and you act all shocked and angry, you're the issue and should maybe examine your internal biases :)
In front of you is a thermostat. Every time you speak I will be cranking it down another 5 degrees
Let's fall through the ceiling with mama.
They really were like
