This page comprises a selection of facts about the owner of this website. Everything on this page is true unless it has changed since the last update to this post, which was on . Enjoy.

The Facts

  • My legal and birth name is Campbell Jones.
    • I have a middle name, but it’s a (poorly kept) secret.
  • One of the first things I ever requested for my birthday was a real hammer. I still own and use that hammer.
  • I don’t like cheese or salad.
  • I am an ordained minister and have officiated a wedding.
  • At birth, I was allergic to all 9 foods on the FDA list of major allergens except for shellfish.
    • I still can’t eat three of them.
  • I love animals and my voice goes up a couple octaves when I see cute animals.
    • Animals also seem to love me - I have been labeled a “Disney princess” because of this.
    • I am allergic to most common pets. It sucks.
  • I don’t like credit cards and avoid using them.
  • I started using Linux in 2017.
    • My first distribution was Ubuntu. I didn’t care for it.
    • I helped found Buddies of Budgie in early 2022.
    • I became an Arch Linux package maintainer and AUR moderator in late 2022.
  • I started programming in middle school.
    • I got tired of doing math on paper, so I learned TI-BASIC via trial and error to let my calculator do the work for me.
    • I didn’t realize that I wanted to do software development as a career until halfway through high school.
      • I was in a 4-year film-focused magnet program at the time. Until then, I had wanted to be a filmmaker. Bad timing on my part.
  • I had a cameo in an episode of Eddsworld as a background character. I also have a cameo in one of the comics.
    • Unfortunately, because it’s Eddsworld, I have been informed that there is lewd art of my cameo character out there. Thankfully I have yet to actually see it.
  • I switched from iPhones to Android phones because Apple removed the headphone jack. I have yet to switch back.
  • Unlike most people who have worked on Wayland compositors, I play video games.
    • I have beaten both P-1 and P-2 in Ultrakill.
    • I have beaten 2 levels in Super Mario World and I died several times in the attempt.
    • I yearn for Titanfall 3.
  • My first game console was a Nintendo Wii, which I won in a raffle at my elementary school.
    • My parents said they would get a couple of tickets for the raffle if I could manage to get fully ready for school before they woke up. Obviously I succeeded.
  • I can’t touch my toes or roll my Rs.
  • I can wiggle my ears and lick my elbow.
  • In 2023, I pet a wild stingray. It felt very slippery.
  • Occasionally I do very strange things in my sleep like shake my girlfriend awake and yell “WE HAVE TO GO SEE THE ORANGUTANS!”