pissvortex:

junglejim4322:

Nonbinary.net/careers

butch-king-frankenstein:

butch-king-frankenstein:

my wife is constantly mocking me for how lightly done I like my toast. “your hot bread is done,” she says to me. disgusting

I want everyone who’s unearthed this after 5 years to reblog it and say “lmao me” to know that getting divorced from this person was one of the best decisions of my life

despazito:

monoshiki:

“This is every ancestor/descendent in pokemon legends arceus!” WRONG actually everyone skips over the sidequest where you show a guy a glameow and he yells it’s remarkable this guy is supposed to be the contest judge in the anime who literally only yells remarkable every contest. I know this because my sister and I thought this guy was so fucking funny and have not stop yelling REMARKABLE for years and I was gagged when this happened in game but felt I couldn’t share it because no one would know what the fuck I was talking about

pinecone-jam:

First my half-asleep brain mixed up “happy” and “scary” so I ended up doodling this poor houndoom facing a mighty and horrifying enemy

Then for reasons unknown even for myself I decided that adding some borzoi into this madness would somehow fix my mistake. It didn’t but at that point I just gave up.

jeanritchie:

i love this tweet bc it’s the exact same genre of culturally tapped in unnecessary haterism i also peddle in

macaroonkitti:

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Comet shard - a shard that fell to the ground when a comet passed nearby

Happy 3rd anniversary PLA!

depsidase:

haniwahead:

Never waste a Pokeball again

theowlburrow:

Hotdog thief 🌭

dykeware:

pizza wolf friday

beautiful-wildlife:

Dispute by Usher Bell 2009

Cape Vulture and Silverstriped Jackal fighting for food

odddogs:

frustrating to have so many pics of such a beautiful dog and not be able to find the source

cherryfennec:

Thank you! I’m glad you like it!

there’s still stuff i wanna get better at but there isnt enough time right now for me to focus on that

also he hung that on the evil fridge

aster-ish:

I’ve had this thought for a while but only just realized I have a tumblr now so I can actually get that thought to reach ppl who’ll share my level of madness.

So Sonic yeah? Pretty much the entire main cast are all anthropomorphic animals, excluding Eggman and his family tree. Across adaptations of Sonic, there’s not a lot of consistency on what the general population outside of Sonic and the Gang are composed of. In shows like Boom, Prime, and the IDW comics, it’s almost entirely animals, and Eggman’s the odd one out:

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But in other versions, where there are humans, Eggman still sticks out like a sore thumb:

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It’s also worth noting that in some Sonic games, there are regular, non-anthropomorphic animals in addition to anthropomorphic versions

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(Yes, Vector is a crocodile not an alligator, but they’re close enough taxonomically to be significant. You can’t convince me that the difference between alligators and crocodiles in this universe is that one swims in freshwater and the other has bills to pay)

So here’s my theory: there’s cartoonish, anthropomorphic versions and realistic, non-anthropomorphic versions of the animals, right? So why wouldn’t this extend to humans? After all, they’re mammals just like hedgehogs and foxes are. AND THAT’S WHAT EGGMAN IS. He’s an anthropomorphic animal like Sonic, it just happens to be that the animal he’s based on is a human.

Eggman is an anthropomorphic human. He’s human squared.

Thank you

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