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real bottom of the barrel traps

@shittysawtraps

Jigsaw might have come up with a lot of good traps, but they can't all be winners, y'know? Submit your ideas for ineffective, stupid, or just shitty traps here. I’m the Bobby Dagen to jigsaw_quotes’ John Kramer.
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Rules:

  1. No excessive gore. This is a saw blog and it kind of comes with the territory, but generally this blog is about humor.
  2. No excessive NSFW.
  3. Nothing bigoted.
  4. Please submit traps as submissions with the tag ‘shitty saw traps’
#will add more later#updated 5/8/22
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happy to let you guys know that i’ve opened a patreon, and i’m going to start offering a subscription based saw trap service!

for $5 a month, you get 1 saw trap of your choice posted to this blog per month.

for $10, you get 2 saw traps and a message of your choice recorded for you in the jigsaw voice.

for $20, you get 3 traps, a message, and an embroidered shittysawtraps patch.

for $100, you get 5 traps, 2 messages, a patch, and a t-shirt that has billy the puppet fortnite dancing on it.

and for $10,000 dollars a month, you get 10 traps, 5 messages, 3 patches, 2 t-shirts, and i will literally kidnap one person of your choice and stick them in a saw trap of my own design to test their resolve to survive.

hope you guys subscribe!

#shitty saw traps#saw franchise#mod amanda#April fools!#unreality
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i feel like in the saw universse, mr beast would start doing his own saw traps, and they'd be so hilariously unsafe that jigsaw would have to step in and trap him to stop it

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typo in mr beast saw trap post, one injured (me) one dead (mr beast)

#mod amanda
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#gaza
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picturing a guy who escapes a Saw trap and really does get a new lease on life as a result, but only a year later he's been overcome by malaise and indecision again. he quickly decides that there's only one solution:

get Jigsawed again, at any cost

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notably, Jigsaw absolutely hates it and keeps telling him to stop. showing him videos where the puppet is like "dude fuck off you only get one" and then stares at him in silence for an hour

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jigsaw posting a call out post for this guy for the repeated instagram dms, and the outcry of support for him is enough to give him a new lease on life. jigsaw is unsure of whether this complies with his message or not and leaves to get very drunk with his apprentices

#mod amanda#john Kramer is NOT a fun drunk btw he just starts crying#Amanda tries to give him an edible and Hoffman offers to kidnap someone rn to make him feel better it’s just a mess
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