batmanisagatewaydrug:

creating-a-mess:

100 year old Galapagos tortoise with a few weeks old Galapagos baby posing for a new family photo, and its own baby photo from 100 years ago.

love that for 100 years people have looked at these beasts and thought “heehee what if the big one wore the little one like a hat”

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knifeofvenus:

Matisse Circle by Leonard Nimoy, The Full Body Project

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prickly-porcupine-memes:

Which of these is best?

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duckdotcom:

obscenicon:

pinkdovess:

this meme is so niche

ALT

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jewishbarbies:

comments on a tiktok giving the details of an event where a woman plowed her car into another car which caused both to then veer into a group of people and killed a mother and her 2 daughters (gravely injuring her 4yr old son as well) on their way home from synagogue.

notice how the only person noticing how fucked these comments are is actually palestinian. while the “stop genocide” pfp’s are participating.

Actual Palestinians are normal people.

The Hamasniks have drunk the Koolaid and gone off the deep end.

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sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

I stg I could come on here and be like “everyone should try to be nice” and somebody I the notes would be like op you don’t understand I have Terminal Meanie Disorder and this hurt my feelings 🥺

“Op is a misogynist because they haven’t considered the societal pressure to be nice that’s disproportionately placed on women.”

“So we should be nice to BAD PEOPLE? We should be nice to NAZIS and let them do whatever they want?”

“Haha what a funny exaggerated post”

I could tag the people who put identical responses to these on my posts but I’d be drawn and quartered.

It’s not bad reading comprehension anymore it’s bad faith.

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foolhearteyes:

Oh, okay. I see. You think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your closet and you select out, oh I don’t know, that gaslight gatekeep girlboss meme, for instance, because you’re trying to tell the world that you think modern feminism has been co-opted by corporations. But what you don’t know is that that meme is not from Instagram, it’s not from Twitter, it’s not from Tiktok, it’s actually from Tumblr. You’re also blithely unaware of the fact that in January 2021, Tumblr user missnumber1111 posted, “today’s agenda: gaslight gatekeep and most importantly girlboss.” And then I think it was a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e, wasn’t it, who reblogged it with an image of the phrase edited over a piece of “Live, Laugh, Love” wall art? And then gaslight gatekeep girlboss showed up in the feeds of eight different Twitter repost accounts. Then it filtered down through Instagram and then trickled on down into some tragic “alt side of Tiktok” where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin. However, that meme represents millions of notes and countless Tumblr users and so it’s sort of comical how you think that you’ve made a choice that exempts you from Tumblr when, in fact, you’re wearing the meme that was selected for you by the people in this room. From a pile of “stuff.”

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pagecommando:

kick-a-long:

sethshead:

ibetteracethatinterview:

oh so now the Nazi Barbies and Chads are experiencing buyers remorse

How callow and superficial must the youth be to swing so wildly?! Vibes-based voting, indeed - assuming any reasonable percentage of the respondents actually bothered to vote in the first place.

This just makes me so depressed. Why did they approve of him before the election? Trends. Why do they not approve now? Trends.

I mean that. The under 30s don’t understand the specifics or proof of WHY he’s bad. They just know it’s a trend to hate him.

Because the one thing you can say about trump is that he was not lying during the election. He said he would be a self serving, anti nato, anti democratic, anti immigrant, anti women, pro white, social services cutting, imperialist, dictator and by god that message really was reality. He’s burning down our house and the under thirties are cheering because they don’t think they are flammable.

It’s almost like tiktok and algoslop is bad, and that, statistically Gen X also did a shit job raising their own kids into moral, intelligent adults of voting age as evidenced by their own chart.

We’ll miss the boomers when they’re gone.

pagecommando:

captainfaygeleh:

imyourbadjew:

shofarsogood:

titimylove:

indecisiveavocado:

shofarsogood:

I appreciate all the X-Men AUs of “What if Magneto helped found Xavier’s school?”, but I think everyone is missing something.

They met in Haifa.

The school is now a kibbutz. They’re using their powers to farm.

I love the image of Magneto the kibbutznik and I don’t know why.

magneto using his powers to craft & repair farm equipment

Yessssss you get it!

Someone must draw magneto in a tembel hat

sorry I’m picturing the mutant resistance as irgun vs haganah interfighting and now I can’t stop laughing

X-Men 1944: Hunting Season

kosmogrl:

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jewish-rock:

you know what fuck it if any goy wants to talk about zionism, israel, or antisemitism with me you have to get an A on the following quiz (90%+), without looking up anything:

(read more because it’s a 54 question quiz)

Keep reading

unsolicited-opinions:

ukrocorvid:

unsolicited-opinions:

A reminder that Trump doesn’t play 4D chess. His critics impose 4D chess narratives on his reckless impulsivity in order to reassure themselves that there is method to the madness, when there just isn’t.

В трампа немає якогось хитрого мастер-плану. Він тупо як мавпа з бітою все псує

Google translation:

Trump doesn’t have some clever master plan. He’s just as stupid as a monkey with a bat, ruining everything

Thanks, @ukrocorvid!

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argumate:

the-real-numbers-deactivated202:

*sees you use the term “gaslight” appropriately and allows you to move one stair up my 72 step throne in order to address me*

*yells awkwardly up at you about your pizza order*

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