U Thought I Was Feeling U?

nyc - eric - gay - he/him - 25

her: you gotta be planet hillary if you think we're fucking

me:

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why do app game advertisements think i want to save a king from a fate that i'm sure he probably deserves


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2 years ago
mouchefska:
“What If we kissed under the dinosaurs kissing statue
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What If we kissed under the dinosaurs kissing statue


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2 years ago

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2 years ago
ashleyjizzdale:
“There were no urinals left
ashleyjizzdale

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There were no urinals left <\3

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

this is literally all society needs to be