The official Nintendo character manual used throughout the early 1990s has a bizarre description for Toad where it claims that Toad was "off visiting relatives in the Fungus Federation at the time of the Koopa War", with the "Koopa War" being a reference to the events of Super Mario Bros.
The Fungus Federation location was never again referenced in any other work or media.
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some really awesome Super Metroid artwork that shows just how well the Prime trilogy translated Metroid into 3D!
Concept: Depressing dystopian factory where everything is gray and samey and the workers are called by their employee numbers by an ominous deep voice.
But it's a really great place to work with high salaries, excellent benefits, and a flexible working schedule with plenty of paid leave. They just like the dystopian aesthetic.
PA system: Worker 72094. Leave your working station and report to the Supervisor immediately.
Supervisor: Worker 72094. You failed to meet your quota for 3 weeks in a row now.
Worker 72094: I can explain!
Supervisor: You're clearly burned out. I heard you moved recently. Take a mandatory two weeks paid vacation to readjust and report to me then.
Worker 72094: I... thank you?
Shadowy Board Member: Worker 11335. Do you know why you were summoned?
Worker 11335: Is it because I badmouthed the company during lunch?
Shadowy Board Member: That is correct. We are very displeased, Worker 11335...
Shadowy Board Member: ...with ourselves, that is. We hold ourselves to high standards of excellence which we clearly failed to meet. We were hoping you could advise us on necessary improvements. You will receive appropriate compensation, of course.
i don't need tumblr premium because I report every ad I see
'is this ad malicious?' as far as I'm concerned all ads are malicious
Anonymous asked:
Hello bake stentley what would you do if kojima wrote a story but it was all on solid steel kitchen knives so you had to spend like 3k on knives to read the whole thing
I didnt even pay for death stranding
