igotstuckinthevoidhelp:

toebeens:

ghulheim:

sunnyrae20:

dotted-sixteenth:

aloeveragel:

I remember in my Arabic class we were going over the alphabet and the teacher was like there’s no ‘P’ etc and this white girl was like wait what but my names Paige and my teacher was like lol then we’d pronounce it as beige and she was so offended I’m crying thinking about it

One of my mom’s friends, Hugh, went to France and they had a lot of trouble pronouncing his name because the entire thing was silent.

salut je m'appelle [REDACTED]

lol when I lived in France my host family had a friend names Hugh. We saw him and his family a lot.

They pronounced it “oog” and I didn’t know until the day before I left France that his name was Hugh. I just thought he had some weird caveman nickname 😭

that is hands down the funniest addition to this post

aropride:

i want to go to everywhere and see everything. 0 dollars please

log6:

is he, you know, [making a gesture that strangely perfectly conveys the sadness of a child orphaned by a car accident]

puppiesdoglover:

Puppies can move in four exciting directions and play in three new modes

drpepperfucker:

ALT

op turned reblogs off but i need this one so bad

avioletmoonrise:

ALT

every now and then I am reminded to my great chagrin that my mother is funnier than I am

snumbojumbo:

“bdubs, what’re you in here for?”

“LEPROSY.”

i love the roleplayers SO MUCH i pray they do it again next time

shamebats:

solitair-e:

i like tagging posts with my ocs and then never actually posting about them. i wonder what my followers think their deals are