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Verbose Imagination

@stardustflyer395

☆20 | She/Her | Tired | Just Poking Around☆ ◇Icon & Background Don't Belong To Me◇
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Reblogged iceway
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alacerlucifer
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electricbreeze

Schrödinger’s boys

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klubbhead

FUCK

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What about cracking open a cold milkshake

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As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

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mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

#heheehehehe
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Reblogged raelwrites
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i was seeing all these little blue flowers everywhere and kept thinking "dang what are these bitches, i can't remember..." well guess what. they were fuckin forget-me-nots. can't believe i failed step fucking 1, the hot girls on iNaturalist are going to laugh at me and i'm gonna flunk out of hobby botany school.

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!!! Learn From My Humiliation!!! THESE ARE THE BITCHES!!!! DO NOT FORGET THEM !!!!

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ID: same image with the text "I forgor." End ID

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#i love this so much#favorite flower mention!!!
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