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DATES WITH BTS

these days iโ€™ve been daydreaming on what kind of date our boys would bring us on ๐Ÿฅน i jinja miss them. pls enjoy dear~

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JUNGKOOK

heโ€™d call you late at night. youโ€™d facetime for a bit, this is what your dates have been lately due to the military. things get a bit freaky a while into the facetime call, and jungkook loses it. โ€œi cant kiss you through the phone.โ€ he says. you laugh, thinking heโ€™s making a soulja boy joke bc youโ€™re listening to it. but heโ€™s serious, and heโ€™s getting all worked upโ€ฆ he bites his lip and leans closer to the cameraโ€ฆ โ€œi wanna see it.. in motionโ€ฆ in 3D.โ€ upon hearing this you get up to strip for him but he hangs up. you receive a text from him; an address. you go to the address and itโ€™s the military grounds, where he sneaks you in so you can do it in 3D. but then you get shot and you die :(

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SUGA

itโ€™s a friday night. due to sugaโ€™s busy schedule, you donโ€™t see eachother much so you want to go a bit crazy and go to the club together. heโ€™s wearing sunglasses and a cap to disguise, so everyone in the club thinks heโ€™s weird. he drinks a lot due to stress and judgement. โ€œyoongi.. slow downโ€ฆโ€ but he doesnt. heโ€™s been drinking a lot more lately but you brushed it aside as you havenโ€™t seen it; until now. glass after glass, shot after shotโ€ฆ heโ€™s almost blackout by this point. he buys a bottled beer to go home with, so you wrap your arm around him to help him out. while waiting for your uber, you turn to see he isnโ€™t thereโ€ฆ thatโ€™s when you hear a load bang. you immediately run down the street towards the commotion. there he is, on the ground, a wound on his head. he drunkenly laughs and sits up, but the situation isnโ€™t laughable. beside him is a scooter and a pram. a pram that fell over.

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JIMIN

jiminโ€™s ideal date with you would be a karaoke bar. he loves to tease you as you try your best to sing, and of course, he loves to sing too. but heโ€™s banned from all the karaoke bars in seoul. youโ€™re walking along together, moreso youโ€™re being guided along by him after he told you he โ€˜knows a place.โ€™ you reach a strange part of the city, where youโ€™ve never been. there are a lot of buff shirtless men around. โ€œthis way babe.โ€ he tugs on your hand towards a staircase leading underground, so you follow, confused. at first glance, the place is amazing and lively, a cool underground club, you figure itโ€™s probably so hidden because itโ€™s for celebrities only. but upon walking further into the clubโ€ฆ. โ€œjimin! what the fuck?! this is a gay bar!โ€

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V

tae has always been reluctant about taking you out due to his dislike of PDA, and of course, the attention to his public image. you understand, dispatch can ruin careers after all. he calls you to come over, so you do. you reach the apartment and notice how foggy the windows are, is he cooking? you smile to yourself happily, smitten at the fact that beyond his stoic image, tae would cook for you. you walk in and immediately begin coughing. you stumble into the room, tripping over something on the floor. itโ€™s hard to see through the smoke, steam, vapor..? what is this? but after crouching down and picking up what you tripped over, you can see itโ€™s a vape. not just one, the whole floor is coveredโ€ฆ emerging from the clouds, tae holds one out to you. โ€œchoof sesh?โ€

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JIN

jin is usually a stay at home watch movies and snuggle type, so when you got the text asking you to come out with him, you were more than excited. you dress yourself up to look your best, and meet him outside. he compliments you which makes you blush, but then thereโ€™s an awkward silence. he waits, until you compliment him too. then you go, and arrive at a carnival. walking along together, getting cotton candy (he wonโ€™t eat it but at least he paid), playing games, going on ridesโ€ฆ itโ€™s so much fun. until you go into the hall of mirrors. at first itโ€™s funny, seeing so many of your reflection, but of course itโ€™d get boring after a while. โ€œjin, letโ€™s go!โ€ but he doesnโ€™t answer. heโ€™s entranced by his reflection, and refuses to leave. good luck getting him outโ€ฆ

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RM

namjoon likes to make dates personal and meaningful. he wants to connect, not just through your bodies, but your mind and heart. when he told you he wants to show you where he grew up your heart was touched and you couldnโ€™t wait. the car trip is fun, and eventually you pull up to a run down part of the city. checking your location on your phone, you knew this wasnโ€™t where he grew up. โ€œbabe-โ€œ before you can speak, he cuts you off, sighing and shaking his head and he drives slowly and looks melancholically out the window. โ€œthis is my hood.โ€ you look at him in confusion, he seems totally lost in thought. heโ€™s still driving, but you go to open the door to hint you wanna go and see it for yourself. before your hand reaches the handle he quickly grabs it. โ€œdonโ€™t. itโ€™s not safe out thereโ€ฆโ€

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JHOPE

jhope had recently recovered from his emo phase so you could finally enjoy time with him, and you couldnโ€™t wait. he invited you over. upon entering, he greeted you with excitement, wearing a cute apron and ushering you towards the kitchen to show the meal he prepared. youโ€™re beyond surprised and excited, your heart warmed from this gesture. you sit at the kitchen counter as he continues cooking, the room filled with laughter and joy. he falls into conversation with you, his back facing the stove as you joyfully exchange conversation. until suddenly, a fire breaks out. he turns to face it, his expression unreadable as you scram to get the fire extinguisher. you run over but he silently holds a hand out, gesturing for you to stop. โ€œwhat if.. what ifโ€ฆ. what if i have no dream? no hope?โ€ he mumbles, his expression still as he stares into the fire. โ€œhoseok we need to put it ou-โ€ he shushes you, still staring into the fire. โ€œlet it burn. let it all burn.โ€

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i hope u enjoyed dears~ pls send requests

Anonymous asked:

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POV: YOU GOT SVT MEMBERS' NAMES TATTOOED

their reactions ~

requested~ request more in box ok dears i jinja need requests dear ok thanks Ok

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SEUNGCHEOL

is shocked at first but then goes and gets your name tattooed as well because he feels bad

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JEONGHAN

smiles at you awkwardly, pitying you and trying not to laugh

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JOSHUA

rubs his thumb over it and tears up, speaking softly "thank you...."

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JUN

stares at you then says ".... i thought you were joking"

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HOSHI

smiles widely but he's really scared

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WONWOO

looks at you ".. why did you do that?"

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WOOZI

already has your name tattooed too

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DOKYEOM

laughs uncontrollably but then the laughter turns into tears and he cries "y/n.. i cant believe it. i love you"

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MINGYU

tries not to laugh but then smiles "you should've gotten it bigger"

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MINGHAO

gulps awkwardly "oh... um did it hurt..?"

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SEUNGKWAN

cringes and walks away but then comes back "it's.. so cute! thank you"

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VERNON

his eye twitches and looks at you "that's.. really weird" pulls out his wallet and rubs his head "how much is tattoo removal?"

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DINO

"it's.... beautiful.." takes out his phone and sends a photo of it to the gc to laugh

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thanks dears pls enjoy~ my first svt imagine~

Anonymous asked:

i'm so serious i started ironically saying for jinja because of you

Ahhh jagiya~~ ๐Ÿฅบ Iโ€™m honoured ok dear thanks dear Iโ€™m jinja blushing dear ok ๐Ÿซฐ

Seventeen reacting to you having a drug problem

Imagine this: you and your boyfriend spend a comfy evening watching a movie. In the middle of the movie you excuse yourself to go to your bag to look if you brought your drugs with you. You didnโ€™t notice that he followed you so you almost get a heartattack when he asksย โ€œ(y/n), what are you searching for?โ€. Your heart stands still, your hands start to shake. Not being able to think properly, you decide to tell him about your secret..

S.Coups: After you told him about your problem, he runs into your room and searches all over the place to find anything drug related. He throws the mattress off the bed, all of your clothes out of the closetย โ€œSeungcheol.. please stopโ€ you cry to him, he turns around, facing you as he notices the teddy bear he gave you for your birthday last year โ€œNo, pleaseโ€ฆ (y/n).. please donโ€™t..ย โ€œ He looks like a helpless puppy, standing there in the messy room.ย โ€œPlease donโ€™t cry..โ€

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Jeonghan:ย โ€œno, not my beautiful jagi..โ€ he shooks his head, looking at the floor. He doesnโ€™t know what to say or even think, his mind seemed to be empty completely.ย โ€œWhat do you want to do now (y/n)?โ€ he asks. You wish you had an answer, a plan how to solve this, how to get out of this, but sadly you didnโ€™t. You felt a huge pressure on you and couldnโ€™t even say a word. The silence continued for half an hour. As you were about to leave, he suddenly takes your hand, stroking it softly with his other handย โ€œDonโ€™t leave me (y/n), please..โ€ ย tears streaming down his faceย โ€œDonโ€™t leave me alone..โ€

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Joshua:ย โ€œ (y/n).. Iโ€™m sorry to say that, but.. you need help, serious helpโ€, he holds your arm gently, but tight enough, so that you donโ€™t leave. Out of shame, you canโ€™t look into his face.ย โ€œ(y/n) please answer me.. This is very importantโ€ He moves closer to you, you can smell his scent. Itโ€™s so familiar and soothing.. Suddenly he hugs youย โ€œ Jagi, maybe itโ€™s not important for you, but it really is for me.. please.. let us go visit a doctorโ€

Jun:ย โ€œSo.. you want to tell me, that you betrayed me the whole time?โ€, he asked in disbelief.ย โ€œJun.. I didnโ€™t betray you.. Itโ€™s a little differentโ€ ,ย โ€œDifferent? WHat do you mean? You lied to me, you did harmful things and didnโ€™t even bother to tell me. What do you want to call it if not betrayal?โ€ You were speechless, you didnโ€™t know how to defend yourself, because heโ€™s right.ย โ€œI wanted to stop Jun..โ€ , ย โ€œAh okay, and when? Please tell me when you wanted to stop and still not tell it to your boyfriend?โ€ His words felt like stabbing, eventhough he wasnโ€™t even screaming.ย โ€œI can explain.. You know, I had some problems..โ€ you wanted to keep on talking, but just couldnโ€™t hold your tears anymore.ย โ€œ(y/n).. please donโ€™t cry.. Letโ€™s talk about it later, when we both thought about it moreย โ€

Hoshi:ย โ€œhaha that was one lame ass jokeโ€ฆ hey.. why arenโ€™t you laughing??โ€ Soonyoungs smile disappears and his eyes get wideย โ€œJagi, are you serious right now?โ€,ย โ€œOppa.. Iโ€™m so so sorry..โ€. He softly takes you into his arms, you could feel his heart beating fast as his shoulders seem to protect you from anything else like a shield.ย โ€œBut Jagi, why do you do that?โ€ He says gently. You donโ€™t know. He keeps asking โ€œWhy didnโ€™t you tell me before?โ€. You still donโ€™t know.ย โ€œ(y/n), you need to go to the doctorโ€ His words are only a fragile whisper now โ€œI donโ€™t think I could provide you the help you need.. Iโ€™m sorryโ€ His voice cracks up in the middle of the sentence, his apology was only mumbled as he was in tears.

Wonwoo: As soon as you tell him, he refuses to talk to you. He goes straightly into his room and locks it. You decide to leave him alone and leave the dorm. Later that day you get a text from Mingyu โ€œwhat happened? he doesnโ€™t talk anymore, doesnโ€™t eat and only goes out of his room to go to the toiletโ€. While reading the message, your heart seems so break terribly. After overthinking every possible solution, you decide to call him. He instantly answers:ย โ€œ(y/n), you know, that when you hurt yourself, you hurt me tooโ€

Woozi: Silence followed after your confession. He emotionlessly looks into your eyes, even as your eyes beginn to fill with tears, he doesnโ€™t take his eyes off of you. Worried that he might leave you or even hate you now, you canโ€™t stop the tears from falling. Even while watching you breaking down, he doesnโ€™t change. Under tears you ask:ย โ€œOppa.. you donโ€™t love me anymore, right? I can understand you.. Iโ€™m so sorry..โ€As you finished your sentence, he slowly comes up to you. He sits down next to you, taking your hand and squeezing it tightlyย โ€œ(y/n), I love you, but please stop doing.. that..โ€ Eventhough his last word was filled with disgust, his warm hand on yours and theย โ€œi love youโ€ was enough to give you hope again. He whispersย โ€œI just donโ€™t want to lose you, because of such a thing..โ€

DK:ย โ€œNooo.. this canโ€™t be true!! Are you making fun of me?โ€ He laughs and gives you a pat on the head. Seeing him laugh breaks your heart, eventhough it was always the thing you loved most about him.ย โ€œI wish it would be fun..โ€ you whisper while looking to the ground. You really donโ€™t want his smile to diappear, he doesnโ€™t deserve this. The only thing you want right now, is to disappear out of his life. Seokmin is looking at the floor, his face turned to the sides, so that you canโ€™t see his face.ย โ€œIโ€™m so sorry, if you want me to leave, then I willโ€ you tell him softly.ย โ€œI donโ€™t want you to leave (y/n)โ€ He raises his headย โ€œ I was just thinking, thath you might have some other problems from the past or something, so that you have to take drugs nowโ€ He comes closer, and hugs you tightlyย โ€œwe can talk about it if you want to jagiyaโ€

Mingyu:ย โ€œSeriously you should have told me before. Iโ€™m so disappointed.. I canโ€™t believe you wanted to hide such an important topic from meโ€ You notice an unusual anger in his eyes, which you never saw before. You canโ€™t seem to recognize your cute and loving boyfriend, he takes a step towards you, you move back out of fear. He turns around and starts screaming, hitting his fists against the wallย "(y/n), do you know what the worst part of this story is? I still canโ€™t let you go..โ€

The8:ย โ€œReally?โ€ย his eyes widened out of confusionย โ€œYou never seemed like it.. I mean like someone who takes drugs, you know..โ€. You couldnโ€™t say anything. You expectet some kind of sadness or anger from him, but he seems just a little confused.ย โ€œ(y/n), since you told me about your problem, I guess you want me to help you stop, right?โ€ He took a step towards youย โ€œAnd I think this is very courageous of youโ€ He took your handย โ€œI promise you, I will give my bestโ€

Seungkwan:ย โ€œIโ€™m sorry (y/n), but I think we shouldnโ€™t see each other anymore..โ€ looking onto the floor, he turned around. It felt like your heart was tearing apart, never have you felt such pain. With your last power you whisperedย โ€œplease.. donโ€™t go seungkwanโ€ - no reaction. He stood still with his back turned to you. A little louder you sayย โ€œSeungkwan, I already tried to get cleanโ€ - silence followed. You couldnโ€™t help, but cry. Suddenly he turns around and hugs you tighlty. You feel a warm tear of his slowly rolling down your cheek.

Vernon:ย โ€œDo you know what you are doing to yourself, (y/n)?โ€ he looks straight into your eyes, eventhough heโ€™s right in front of you, you felt as if there was a huge distance between youย โ€œDo you know what drugs do to your health?โ€ you donโ€™t answer, but he still keeps on talking seriouslyย โ€œJagi, I want you to stop immediatly, I know itโ€™s not easy, but please try and go to a doctor.โ€ he stopped talking, let out a short breatheย โ€œI couldnโ€™t forgive myself if something would happen to youโ€

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Dino:ย โ€œWhat?โ€ you could almost see the question marks floating over his headย โ€œAre you kidding?โ€. You look straight into his eyesย โ€œSadly, iโ€™m not..โ€. He comes closer to you, taking your hand and squeezes it tightlyย โ€œWoah.. It must be really difficult for you, isnโ€™t it?โ€ he looks really worriedย โ€œI want you to know, that I will be by your side when you want to go to the doctor or something, but if you donโ€™t then Iโ€™m sorry.. I think I would have to leave.โ€ He pauses, your heart seems to be racing. Eventhough his words hurt, you couldnโ€™t cry. Especially not in front of him. He takes your other hand and continues speakingย โ€œPlease (y/n).. let someone help you. I want to stay with you forever..โ€

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ENHYPEN AS 'THE TYPE OF GUY TO' MEME

pls give me requests btw

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SUNGHOON

sunghoon's the type of guy who...

  • offers to carry your books for you
  • likes his own posts from multiple accounts
  • says 'is anyone here?' in a haunted house
  • opens a bag of chips with scissors
  • licks his finger to turn the page
  • eats pizza with a knife and fork
  • buys defected items just so they get bought

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HEESEUNG

heeseung's the type of guy who...

  • sends a goodmorning and goodnight text everyday
  • asks a girl if she's today's date
  • writes reviews for apps on the app store
  • hangs out with his friends and say 'i really needed this..'
  • answers facetime calls super close up
  • blows on icecream

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SUNOO

sunoo's the type of guy who...

  • makes a wish at 11:11
  • stops at red lights in GTA
  • says 'oopsie daisy' when dropping something
  • says 'ouchies' when he stubs his toe
  • makes decisions by saying 'eenie meenie miny mo'
  • opens the blinds and says 'what a beautiful day!'

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JAY

jay's the type of guy who...

  • says 'well well well' when he encounters his enemies
  • says 'that's what she said'
  • slaps his leg while laughing hard
  • closes the fridge with his hips
  • says 'no more mr nice guy..' when he's angry
  • looks into an imaginary camera when something dumb/funny happens

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JAKE

jake's the type of guy who...

  • says easy peasy lemon squeezy after doing something easy
  • says 'here comes the tickle monster!' to his homies
  • rubs his hands and says 'let's dig in!' before eating
  • covers his friends eyes from behind and says 'guess who'
  • eats out of the fridge standing in front of it
  • loudly exhales after sipping a refreshing drink

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JUNGWON

jungwon's the type of guy who...

  • says 'pretty on please with a cherry on top' when he wants something
  • sleeps like '*snore* mimimimi *snore* mimimi'
  • says 'use the magic word' when u ask him for something
  • says 'is somebody cutting onions?' when tearing up
  • says 'he's right behind me isn't he...' when someone's behind him
  • enjoys minion memes

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NIKI

niki's the type of guy who...

  • pretends to smoke a lollipop
  • says 'geronimo!' before canonballing into a pool
  • says 'we've got company..' when someone unwanted arrives
  • blows on a hot drink and sticks his pinky out to drink it
  • laughs in a fight and says 'i thought he was gonna hit m-' then gets hit
  • barks back at dogs

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hope u enjoyed pls send requests in my inbox im so bored and out of ideas...

random svt headcanons

mix of boyfriend hc's and random hc's. there's no theme (requests are open btw pls send me stuff T.T)

Seungcheol

  • gives u money to go shopping
  • loves when u trace ur fingers over his back tattoo
  • doesn't like letting u drive (wants u to be a passenger princess)
  • loves watching u play with kkuma. especially when u don't know he's watching
  • has crazy bed hair
  • has mild road rage

Jeonghan

  • smokes/vapes with you
  • loves couple rings but he won't wear them in public
  • randomly buys u gifts if he sees something that reminds him of u
  • will let u choose what u both get for dinner
  • teaches u his skincare routine
  • if he shows you a movie and you guess the plot twist/ending, he'll lie and tell u that ur wrong
  • uses your shampoo

Joshua

  • LOVES couples jewellery
  • will take photos for your instagram (and vice versa)
  • always comforts u <3
  • stares at himself in the mirror for 10 minutes every morning
  • teaches you how to play guitar (will sing while you play)
  • makes bracelets for u

Jun

  • loves quality time
  • will sniff his armpits when nobody is looking (lowkey loves the smell)
  • always talking (either to you or himself)
  • loves visiting his friends that have pets (is debating getting a dog of his own)
  • loves cooking for u
  • loves making jokes.. but he'll laugh mid-sentence and end up taking 5 minutes say the entire joke (he ends up laughing more than u do)

Hoshi

  • blushes every time u give him a compliment
  • very affectionate
  • messy eater. he'll walk around with food on his face without realising
  • his wardrobe is bigger than urs
  • never washes his jeans
  • steals ur eyeliner

Wonwoo

  • will give u money whenever u ask (and even when u don't)
  • loves teaching u how to play his favourite games and is very patient while you learn the controls
  • makes u a couple playlist and listens to it 24/7
  • will wear the same hoodie for a week
  • laughs at everything u say
  • loves showing u his baby photos & loves seeing ur baby photos

Woozi

  • lets u listen to his demos and listens to ur feedback
  • will binge watch a 4 season anime within a week
  • doesn't like pda but he'll still hold ur hand in public
  • prefers to stay at home with u rather than going out on a date
  • practices aegyo in the mirror even though he hates it
  • will use you as inspiration for his lyrics

Minghao

  • steals your accessories
  • if you have a pet, he'll let your pet snuggle up to him on the bed
  • asks u to teach him how to use makeup (he loves when u apply it for him)
  • is very good with kids. he loves spending time with your nieces and nephews
  • loves showing you his favourite songs
  • loves matching outfits

Dokyeom

  • bed hog...
  • always smells good (will share his cologne/perfume so u smell good too)
  • loves pda (especially hand holding)
  • buys clothes for u
  • loud eater
  • he's a good driver but he'll drive extra cautiously if you fall asleep in the passenger seat
  • sometimes (rarely) sleep talks

Mingyu

  • picks u up to show u how strong he is. "i could use you as weights"
  • does aegyo whenever he wants something from you
  • flexes at himself whenever he walks past a mirror
  • makes u take "candid" photos of him. he'll act like he doesn't notice you photographing him.. but after a few seconds he'll break out in laughter and beg you to start over
  • loves sharing food with you
  • will fall asleep if ur watching a movie late at night. the next morning he'll apologise promise to continue watching it later (he falls asleep again)

Vernon

  • loves sharing his playlists with you
  • gets embarrassed when you walk in on him taking selfies
  • loves when u pick out his outfits
  • sometimes drifts into his own world when he's reading a book or listening to music, but as soon as he notices your presence he'll put away what he's doing to talk with you
  • lover banter
  • takes the best/worst photos of you

Seungkwan

  • loves cuddling with you when he needs to recharge his social battery
  • affectionately gives you dirty looks (he thinks it's funny when u do the same to him)
  • constantly makes jokes in hopes that it'll make u laugh
  • sings in the shower
  • very comforting (but also loves and appreciates when u comfort him too)
  • randomly does aegyo and then cringes at himself

Dino

  • has gone through multiple emo phases
  • always laughing at whatever you say
  • he whines when you disagree with him
  • keeps a deck of uno in his bag at all times just in case someone wants to play with him
  • takes selfies on ur phone whenever you leave your phone unattended
  • always asks how your day was (and gives you a recap of his)
  • will make fun of you, laugh at himself, and then apologise

MINGYU AND JUN IM BLUSHING SO HARD RN.... pls make more dear ok im blushing and crying i need more dear ok~!

MYSTIC MESSENGER CHARACTERS REACT TO YOU SAYING 'IM PREGNANT'

POV you tell the characters you're pregnant as a prank...

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YOOSUNG

Y/N: I'm pregnant...

Yoosung: WHAAAA?!?!??!!

Yoosung: Y/N we're too young to have a baby!!!! Yoosung: Ah, I mean, your body your choice! T_T I didn't mean it like that!!!!! Yoosung: We'll figure this outtogethre

Yoosung: Sorry playinf LOLOL hold on

Yoosung: SEVEN Y/N'S PREGNANT IM FREAKIGN OIUT

Yoosung: AHHHHH WRONGPERSON Y/N IMSORRY

Y/N: It's a prank ใ…‹ใ…‹ใ…‹

Yoosung: Y/NNNN YOU SCARED ME T_T

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JUMIN

Y/N: I'm pregnant....

Jumin: Thank you for contacting Jumin Han. This is an automated response. He will get back to you shortly.

*17 hours later* Jumin: Y/N, I got the message.

Jumin: I've arranged for you to move in immediately, whether we share a room or not is up to you.

Jumin: My driver is on the way to you now, don't stress about packing your belongings. I can organize to have them delivered.

Jumin: We can discuss this further once you're here safe. In the meantime, I'll arrange a meeting with my father to discuss marriage arrangements.

Y/N: It was a prank....

Jumin: *read*

Jumin: *4 hours later* That wasn't funny, Y/N. Please stop hanging around Yoosung and 707.

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707

Y/N: I'm pregnant...

707: lolololol

707: really? what should we name it~

707: lolol how about a mix of our names? like renesmee in twilight

707: u think u can blend honey buddha chips to make baby food?~

Y/N: It was a prank...

707: i know. LOLOLOL

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ZEN

Y/N: I'm pregnant...

*12 missed calls*

Zen: Y/N????

Zen: Y/N, are you serious? haha;;

Zen: I'll be in a scandal... aish...

Zen: Our child might break the internet with its good looks. lol

Zen: You keeping it?

Y/N: It was a prank....

Zen: Heol;; Y/N, I was about to text my publicist;;

Zen: I guess it's a good thing. Our child would be too beautiful for the world to handle~ lol

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JAEHEE

Y/N: I'm pregnant...

Jaehee: What?

Jaehee: Hm.

Jaehee: Y/N, we never spoke about raising a child. Why so sudden?

Jaehee: My work hours are long these days, I'm not sure if I can handle a child so suddenly like this. Ah;;

Jaehee: Do you plan on being a stay at home mother? I don't see another way for this to work.

Y/N: It was a prank...

Jaehee: Ah..... Y/N, you shouldn't scare me like that... I'm so tired I thought I was imagining things..;;

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SAERAN

Y/N: I'm pregnant...

Saeran: HAH.... pregnant...

Saeran: Is that true, pet...?

Saeran: I'll have Rika bring in something to fix this.

Saeran: It's no good to have a pregnant toy, is it? This was supposed to be a last resort.. hah

Saeran: *comes in and kicks ur stomach to abort the baby*

Y/N: *coughs up blood* it.. it was a prank...

Saeran: A prank? HAH........ Hah... when did my toy get so mischevious.... I think I'll punish you for this... *locks the door*

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Anonymous asked:

can u do more sexist imagines please

yes dear thank u so much for request~ any group preferences?

how svt would react to u getting an abortion

tw// abortion, death, domestic violence

seungcheol

"you killed my baby...?"

  • is mad that u didn't tell him beforehand
  • always wanted to be a dad and u took that opportunity away from him
  • breaks up with you

jeonghan

"i mean... it's your choice i guess"

  • is supportive at first but whenever you get into an argument he will bring it up
  • "I'M toxic? WELL YOU'RE A MURDERER"
  • apologises afterwards, but he still brings it up the next time u fight

joshua

"dw babe i'm american... your body your choice"

  • is very supportive <3
  • is secretly relieved but would never admit it

jun

"baby you should've told me.. i would've gone to the clinic with u"

  • is very gentle with u for the next few weeks
  • will make ur food and help u bathe so u can relax and focus on regaining ur health <3

hoshi

"oh... baby i'm so sorry. we can try again"

  • thinks u had a miscarriage

wonwoo

"oh"

  • pauses his game while you talk about your abortion
  • "...is that all?"
  • returns to his game

woozi

"ah... can i use this for our new album?"

  • makes u write down the abortion process so he can "get in the mind of a woman" to make his song more "authentic"

minghao

"you were pregnant? i did notice that you gained weight..."

  • is insensitive at first but tries to be understanding
  • "it's fine. i actually just read a book about feminism. your body your choice"

mingyu

"huh? you... killed it?"

  • claims that abortion is murder
  • doesn't break up with you, but he gets scared whenever you raise your voice at him
  • "i'm scared you'll kill me next..."

dokyeom

"are you okay? do you feel sick? just take it easy, okay?

  • wants to have children someday but understands that u weren't ready
  • cries because "you've suffered so much..."

seungkwan

"i wondered why you've been acting like such a bitch"

  • doesn't care about the baby, but he uses it as a reason to argue
  • "you didn't think i deserved to know? that was my baby, too."

vernon

"oh. okay. cool"

  • wants to be an ally but actually comes across as insensitive
  • "i mean, it's just a bunch of cells, right?"
  • forgets to ask if you were okay

dino

"ah... i'm sorry for impregnating you. i'll be more careful in the future, okay?"

  • thinks it's his fault
  • is relieved though bc he's "too young to be a dad"
  • immediately goes to the store and comes back with condoms
  • "look at what i bought, y/n! ๐Ÿ˜„"

OMG this made me want an abortion it's so sweet /pos

Anonymous asked:

is this blog a joke..? ๐Ÿ˜ญ

No now give me request darling~ purple U

SKZ REACT TO YOU HAVING AN ABORTION

Requested~

so sad i nearly tear up writing.

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HYUNJIN

  • when you tell him, he's confused
  • 'you were pregnant? i thought u just gained a bit of weight.'
  • doesn't really care

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FELIX

  • is angry at first that u didn't tell him
  • u fight a bit but he starts crying :(
  • 'baby, i'm not mad at you.. i just.. wish you told me so i could've been there for you.'
  • he doesnt call u baby for a few weeks bc he thinks it might trigger u

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LEE KNOW

  • 'u had an abortion? ah.. good. the world couldn't handle a mini us'
  • makes jokes about it
  • makes sure u know he support ur choice
  • jokes about how he doesn't need more kids (he already has his cats)
  • is secretly convinced u got pregnant on purpose

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BANGCHAN

  • he gets upset
  • 'my babygirl.. was gonna have a babygirl....'
  • he avoids u for a while
  • when u start talking again, he says 'hey, let's try again? ;)'

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JEONGIN

  • denies it
  • 'im not sure why you're telling me, it wasn't mine'
  • secretly cries and beats himself up for not being responsible
  • crushes up birth control and starts putting it in ur food

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HAN

  • 'you had an abortion..? aish.... that's not just your decision!'
  • is annoyed u didnt talk to him about it first
  • acts annoyed and frustrated (he is), but is secretly upset bc he wants a family with you
  • pokes holes in the c*ndom next time

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SEUNGMIN

  • calls u a baby murderer
  • doesnt talk to u, but keeps sending u anti abortion posts
  • 'not only did u stop our baby's beating heart, u broke mine...'
  • gets upset and defensive when u refer to the fetus as 'it'

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CHANGBIN

  • his face goes red
  • 'why wouldnt u tell me?! i didnt even know you were pregnant!'
  • when he calms down, he hugs u and apologizes
  • after a few days, he begins 'joking' about what the baby couldve grown to been (he's trying to make u regret it)
  • asks if u kept the fetus remains bc he could use it for protein

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WOOJIN

  • 'are you fucking kidding me? that's what that transaction on my card was... aish shibal..... next time just tell me.' *punches u down and repeatedly kicks ur stomach* 'next time dont waste my hard earned money, i couldve done it for you. bitch..'

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