he’s a 10 but he spends his money on women and wine

Months after a viral haka was performed in New Zealand parliament, the controversial bill that sparked it has now been defeated. The Treaty Principles bill sought to redefine the which is New Zealand's founding document. The bill was brought by ACT Party leader David Seymour, who believed the current interpretation of the treaty gave more rights to Māori people than non-Māori New Zealanders. After two years of debate and nationwide protest, the bill was voted down by all but one party.

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GUARDS!! console me

im so serious about this but if youre autistic and especially if youre chronically ill creative labour cannot be your only way to relax. working on a creative project is still working. take time to do nothing. its good for you i promise.

made an avad version of this blorbo sheet because it took over my brain

imagining a fantasy world where transmisogyny has recently been like... cut in half. and fandom people have to deal with their #fruity guy blorbos actually transitioning and becoming women. imagine june egbert but its happening to MCU fans.

i just want it to happen once. god, please. let one of the mediocre Sad Man television shows that tumblr gets obsessed with reveal tumblr's favorite Tortured Angsty Guy has been a trans woman the whole time.

VERY IMPORTANT this needs to happen after AT LEAST one season so the fandom can get a whole year's worth of obsession before they discover he's not fruity in a fun dismissable yaoi boy way but is actually a she/her transgender woman.

and of course she will continue to be a main character and will transition and present as a girl and get a dozen A- and B- plots about the transfeminine experience and these fuckers will have to explain why they suddenly stopped watching after episode 2.2 Meet Bonnibel

I think enough time has passed that I can finally come clean... I started the great fire of london

RIP Inspector Javert, you would have made a great corporate prosecutor

your belief that there is a certain class of entities that are inherently wicked and will always seek to break the law for their own benefits was not entirely wrongheaded, you just had the bad luck to be born before the advent of Fortune 500 companies

I just think that a man who could chase one minor felon across twenty plus years and multiple cities would be perfectly suited to chasing a trail of money through multiple shell companies as a board tries to duck criminal prosecution through bankruptcies while retaining the assets within the parent zaibatsu

He would be so enriched

#I do get VHs point wrt to who javert considers to be *criminal* but I think it’s funny if god says nope buddy you got to try this one again#he jumps off the bridge and gets isekai-ed sopping wet onto Madison Avenue clutching a Juris Doctor mysteriously earned in 1985 - via @mephist0phallus