thasmentoilnessluvx:

softservewidow:

abonethrownfromthevoid:

Losing my mind over this

Never forget these two queens putting on the most showstopping tiktok of all time

I say “yourrr fuckin insanee” every day.

thegreatlearning:

devilishdescent:

me: hey man welcome in what can i get you

guy who jerks himself blind every night to the characters from a flossing based gacha game where all the girls are bits of food stuck in the teeth of the demiurge and you can like feed the demiurge different meals to change the pool of waifus you’re pulling from and their names are all like “stringy chicken” and “wet cheese crumb” and shit: just a black coffee please

fire-lord-katara:

zoeberry:

kaijuno:

Who that man

the fairy on my windshield as i go down i95 at 210km/h

shigraki:

mrsterlingeverything:

LOL I just locked something away in my heart

bigandtired-deactivated20250405:

beloved-icarus:

Mesopotamian girl sending clay tablets to her best friend who lives five city states to the west: what if….. Enkidu begot Gilgamesh with child?🤭

dmschampagne:

justanerd:

Spent 20 minutes editing the Casino Royale poker scene to be chutes and ladders instead of finishing my English homework.

slimereveler:

slimereveler:

they sacked my fucking fiefdom. it’s so over. i’ll never be able to afford the king’s taxes. i don’t have a single fucking asset to my name except *winks shyly* my special sex ability🫣

unlock powerful new heroes to ATTACK my pussy!!!

akashicrecord: