Johanna Mort
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Johanna Mort
23 Captivating Songs For When You’re Hopelessly In Love
“First Day Of My Life” by Bright Eyes
19 Things That Only People Who Were ‘Band Kids’ In School Will Understand
You’re not afraid to rock out to some killer instrumentals. Bro. Did you HEAR the French horn at 1:33?? F*cking badass!!
13 People On The Argument That Ended Their Long-Term Relationship
“We’d been dating seriously for a year and a half and he still didn’t feel like it was time to meet my family.”
Read This If You Feel Like You’re Going To Be Single Forever
Finding a partner and building a life is such a staple expectation that everyone has about growing old, and I think that’s why we can feel so empty when we don’t have that.
23 Men On Which (Non-Physical) Trait They Find Most Attractive In Women
“Sharp wit. The kind that keeps me on my toes whenever we’re talking.”
27 Dwight Schrute Quotes That Will Teach You All You Need To Know About Life
“There are 3 things you never turn your back on: bears, men you have wronged, and a dominant male turkey during mating season.”
13 Dark And Creepy Books Perfect For Getting You In The Halloween Spirit
A Monster Calls by Patrick Ness. The further you venture into this story, the more you realize that this book isn’t just a horror novel, it’s an emotionally exhausting and incredibly moving story about loss and forgiveness.
28 Tweets That Prove #AskTrump Was The Hilarious Miracle We All Needed Today
“Is it true that if you say Donald Trump 3 times in the bathroom mirror, the hair in the drain will rise up to shout racial slurs? “