based on that one scene from the mummy x

not evil anymore i want to be loved now

evil again

Major scientific breakthrough spotted. in the boundlessly chaotic void of linguistic misunderstanding

i saw a license plate this morning that said ‘drgn slr’ which probably means ‘dragon slayer’ but ‘dragon slur’ is funnier. dragon faggot. draggot if you will.

It feels unfair not to show yall the Faggin at this point, this is the dragon the kid was holding

SCOUT IS CATHOLIC

loaf with mama

so what if i got my toddler's eyebrows microbladed? it didn't cost him anything i had a gift cord

i honestly dont think hed say any of this

Stupid hobbitses and their STINKING pussieses

Don’t post things like this

can you guys stop making posts that i materially agree with but that are worded in ways i find too disagreeable to be reblogged. it rankles

Torture to be a fan of any exotic animal when it's like. 90% of the footage of them is gonna be from dodo videos of people illegally keeping them as housepets . Really wish I could enjoy this video of a lynx but I also kinda wish everyone involved would die

the always relevant

“ough” is such a raw emotion i dont think i could live without it